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I remember a lot of weird things.\u00a0 This really shouldn\u2019t be that big of a surprise to anyone much less my six readers.<\/span><\/p>\n But anyway, I was thinking about old email surveys.\u00a0 You know, the ones that circulated between circles and groups of friends, more frequently, when everyone was loosely associated and nobody was really tight.\u00a0 The ones meant to look comprehensive and broad, and give people an opportunity to share too little or too much personal information; but were really a giant smokescreen for one or two intimate questions present to weed out the relationship status\/promiscuity of an individual.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Yeah, those types of email surveys.\u00a0 I remember those, and always kind of enjoyed putting too much thought into the dumb little questions like \u201cwhat\u2019s your dream car?\u201d and \u201cif you could meet a famous person dead\/alive who would it be?\u201d to see who might understand my humor and not be so hellbent on the question of my relationship status being \u201cSingle.\u201d one word and a period to put a stern emphasis on how discontent that answer makes me.<\/span><\/p>\n However, ultimately the point of this post was not one of \u201cQQ i\u2019m single and miserable\u201d but of something that to this day makes me smirk and chuckle in fond reminiscence.\u00a0 It was a question in one of these tacky old email surveys that circulated between a circle of mine, that was answered in a way that made me bust out laughing, and spit out the coffee that I wasn\u2019t presently drinking.\u00a0 Such a tiny detail, yet I still remember it to this day, and I must disclaim with the phrase \u201cno homo<\/em>.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n The question was \u201cwhat\u2019s the first thing you touch every morning<\/em>?\u201d and the answer this particular person gave was \u201cmy big black cock<\/em>.\u201d\u00a0 BAHAHAAHAHA.\u00a0 It\u2019s funny because this person is neither black nor has a cock, much less a big one.\u00a0 It\u2019s also funny because it was\u00a0not<\/strong>\u00a0an answer I was expecting, regardless of the fact that I hardly knew them.<\/span><\/p>\n But with that kind of dark humor (no pun intended), they seemed like a person I would like to know.\u00a0 And the good thing is that I still know this person today, and still communicate with them on a somewhat normal basis as friends; but in the back of my mind, I wonder if they remember this dorky survey, much less putting in such a big black answer.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I remember a lot of weird things.\u00a0 This really shouldn\u2019t be that big of a surprise to anyone much less my six readers. But anyway, I was thinking about old email surveys.\u00a0 You know, the ones that circulated between circles and groups of friends, more frequently, when everyone was loosely associated and nobody was really … Continue reading Would you like to take a survey???<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[129,15,99],"class_list":["post-38898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-nostalgia","tag-og","tag-reminiscing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38898"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38900,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38898\/revisions\/38900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}