{"id":38911,"date":"2014-04-11T01:41:14","date_gmt":"2014-04-11T05:41:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38911"},"modified":"2020-07-11T01:41:26","modified_gmt":"2020-07-11T05:41:26","slug":"it-never-fails-to-amaze-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38911","title":{"rendered":"It never fails to amaze me"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I hate to talk about public restroom etiquette (again), but unordinary, and definitely unsavory habits are becoming so frequent that it\u2019s become unavoidable.\u00a0 What I believe is that civilized people over the age of like, 3-4 years old should pretty much know how to use a public restroom; it\u2019s really not that difficult, and yet, people, specifically the ones that work in my office building, are completely incapable of adhering to them.<\/span><\/p>\n

Now I\u2019m sure every single male that works in a place of business with other people has plenty of stories that they have the decorum to\u00a0not<\/em>\u00a0share with others about other men who notoriously flush before they use a urinal, and then do not flush afterward.\u00a0 These people are both mental, and completely retar-actually, that would be a disservice to those people who are\u00a0actually<\/em>\u00a0retarded, but are still capable of having the courtesy to flush the fucking toilet after they use it.\u00a0 So people who do not flush the toilet after they pee are both mental and just plain stupid.<\/span><\/p>\n

We live in modern America, and as long as we have working plumbing and modern sewage systems, every person should have the right to approach a toilet and have it be crystal clear water looking back at them.<\/span><\/p>\n

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But anyway, I\u2019ve identified plenty of guys on my floor and at my gym who are both mental and plain stupid.\u00a0 It\u2019s unavoidable; guys who flush first, pee second are always going to be around, and they\u2019re pretty much the equivalent of the common fly \u2013 you can go great periods of time and not see them, or you deal with them on a very regular basis; either way, they\u2019re fucking disgusting, and do not deserve to live.<\/span><\/p>\n

However, recently there has been an individual or individuals who is demonstrating a pattern that has me completely flummoxed by its absurd stupidity: a person(s) who washes their hands first, uses the toilet, and then leaves the bathroom without re-washing their hands.<\/span><\/p>\n

I mean seriously, what the fuck?\u00a0 I could comprehend someone being so paranoid about letting their germy hands to actually touch their junk, so they wash their hands first, but to not wash their hands after doing their business?\u00a0 Is their dong made out of porcelain and incapable of transmitting germs?\u00a0 Have they perfected the ultimate peeing technique that results in absolutely zero chance of splash-back?\u00a0 Do they, shit rainbows??<\/span><\/p>\n

In what reality is it acceptable to not wash your hands after excreting bodily waste?\u00a0 Those signs at restaurants that say \u201cemployees must wash hands before returning to work\u201d need to not be so specific; the sign could be doubly and triply effective if it just said \u201cwash hands.\u201d\u00a0 It\u2019s sad that apparently, clearly, people need to be reminded of that simple task.<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m far from being a germaphobe or anything, but there\u2019s a reason why I\u2019ve taken up the habit of holding onto my paper towels until I get back to my desk.\u00a0 I don\u2019t want to touch everyone\u2019s cock and shit-smeared door handles and knobs if I can help it, Jesus Christ.<\/span><\/p>\n

So let\u2019s establish the hierarchy of public restroom deviants (men\u2019s), least offensive to most:<\/span><\/p>\n

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  1. Doesn\u2019t wash hands<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Doesn\u2019t flush<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. Doesn\u2019t flush and doesn\u2019t wash hands<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. Flushes first, but doesn\u2019t flush afterward<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. Flushes first, doesn\u2019t flush afterward, doesn\u2019t wash hands<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. Washes hands first, doesn\u2019t wash hands afterward<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. Washes hands first, flushes first, doesn\u2019t flush afterward<\/span><\/li>\n
  8. Washes hands first, flushes first, doesn\u2019t flush afterward, doesn\u2019t wash hands afterward<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    So based on this list, my place of work is currently hovering around the 6-7 area.<\/span><\/p>\n

    Which is a really crying fucking shame, that there are this many completely fucking unsanitary clueless morons in existence in the first place.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    I hate to talk about public restroom etiquette (again), but unordinary, and definitely unsavory habits are becoming so frequent that it\u2019s become unavoidable.\u00a0 What I believe is that civilized people over the age of like, 3-4 years old should pretty much know how to use a public restroom; it\u2019s really not that difficult, and yet, … Continue reading It never fails to amaze me<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[98,72,37,15],"class_list":["post-38911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-bathroom","tag-government","tag-job","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38913,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38911\/revisions\/38913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}