{"id":39240,"date":"2014-06-09T16:07:25","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T20:07:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39240"},"modified":"2020-07-12T16:07:37","modified_gmt":"2020-07-12T20:07:37","slug":"league-of-lobby-volume-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39240","title":{"rendered":"League of Lobby, volume 4"},"content":{"rendered":"

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No, I did not neglect to change out the character silhouette. It just so happened that another Lux player who went off the handle.<\/span><\/p>\n

I knew this was eventually going to happen, but I didn’t expect it to be so soon, honestly. But in this edition of League of Lobby, the rager just so happened to be on the winning team, that I was thankful to be a part of, because I like to win, and it’s a safe bet that many of these won’t frequently come out of losing efforts, because regardless of the gg’s I may type, I’m usually disappointed after a loss, and wish not to engage people in the post-lobby.<\/span><\/p>\n

Regardless, contextually, our team won on the strength of two AD carries, and TANKLU played by yours truly. We also had a Lux, who is about one of the easiest characters to use in an ARAM game, and a Zac player who was a little too timid to do his job and absorb punishment, in spite of his 4,000+ hit points. Regardless, we won the match, but our Lux didn’t take so kindly to some criticism in her direction in the midst of the game, like imploring her to not<\/em> stand in Karthus’s defiled earth, or follow directly in the poison smoke of Singed.<\/span><\/p>\n

Instead of trying to logically argue, or admit their shortcomings, they did the next most natural response: fight back with vitriol. And might I once again state, that we’re all on the winning <\/em>team.<\/span><\/p>\n

Welcome to the<\/strong> League of Lobby<\/strong>!<\/span><\/p>\n

*user names changed with discretion, mostly because I don\u2019t want the chance of these psychotic high-schoolers googling themselves, finding my brog, and tracking me down and going Columbine on my home.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

danny joined the room.
\nMarvAlbertYESSSS joined the room.
\nDropkickMurphboats joined the room.
\njosep joined the room.
\nisdude joined the room.
\nacrappycarmaker joined the room.
\nDarrenAronofsky joined the room.<\/span><\/p>\n

danny<\/strong>: semi tanklu ftw<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: bye ashe ^-^
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: 18\/12\/18 compared to her 9\/12\/23<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: But I’m bad.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: the way you play
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: And her ult hits 1\/3rd the lane.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: is bad
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: bro<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: bro<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: doneski
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: bai<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: They way you play terribly is terrible.<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: horriblewitzski<\/span>
\n DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: guys stop fighting im starting to cry
\n<\/span> MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: you seriously
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: suck
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: lol<\/span><\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: you bad<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: and mad<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: cuz you bad<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: why do you have such an expensive skin?
\n<\/span> DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: its just like when my sister raped my dog
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: on sale<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: like a champ<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: broski<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: man
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: youre so bad
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: woman<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: its like
\n<\/span> DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: why couldnt she leave buttercup alone
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: you so bad<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: bad sad mad
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: get in the kitchen<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: cuz you must be a girl<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: girls don’t game<\/span>
\n danny<\/strong>: they don’t fart either<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: but
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: you
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: did
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: so
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: bad
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: and
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: you got caught
\n<\/span> DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: i remember the good ole days when my family owned people and land not just people
\n<\/span> MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: by ramus
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: oh
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: so
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: yeah
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: You got caught by rammus… over and over and over.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: no
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: And stood in Karthus **** over and over and over.<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: yes.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: you literally got caught
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: he would zone me out
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: difference there bro
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: in all fairness it’s easier to catch ashe than a lux<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: if he runs through all of you
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: ashe has only ult<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: and im in the back
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: lux has Q<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: OMG
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: WAAAAWWW
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: Luz has slow and root.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: cos my snare
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: Ashe has slow.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: is going to
\n<\/span> DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: rammus ran faster than thunder- thunder is a 42 year old black man i ride into town for supplies<\/span><\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: go well against ramus
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: you are retarded
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: you have more of a slow
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: than i do
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: and you played an auto attack champ
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: you have root<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: yet you got caught<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: proving
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: over and over.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: your worthless
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: its a snare
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: a
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: Lux is FAR superior to Ashe in ARAM<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: and b
\n<\/span> DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: i like rusty spoooons\\
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: i’m glad we won<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: I “played” an auto attack champ.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: lolololol
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: Like I decided this.<\/span>
\n danny<\/strong>: but i do believe ashe was more efficient than lux was<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: its asge
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: asge
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: ashe
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: auto
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: I bet you like the heat.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: attack
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: it’s way easy to kite with lux than it is ashe<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: And California Chrome.<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: Because they’re losers like you.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: youre calling someone on a game a loser
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: but youre on that game
\n<\/span> DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: have you ever wondered why you cant marry someone even if they are dead?
\n<\/span> MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: at least im not bad like you are
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: You lose.<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: Loser.<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: Move along.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: lol
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: im such a loser
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: we’re all winners<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: except ashe
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: because i BOlieved in us<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: that guy
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: probably sucks a mean ****
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: You root for the Heat, don’t you?<\/span>
\n DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: imagine i kill beyonce and then make her my wife
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: cramping up like it’s your time of the month.<\/span>
\n DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: the **** is jayz going to do about it
\n<\/span> MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: i feel like you think these things will offend me
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: nothing changes
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: how bad
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: you are
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: and i will sleep tonight
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: ever so soundly
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: with dead beyonce
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: he’ll buy another basketball team with the money saved<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: next to me
\n<\/span> DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: she is lying
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: And I will sleep with your mother.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: her succulent corpse
\n<\/span> DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: females dont sleep
\n DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: they recharge
\n DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: they are machines from hell<\/span><\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: you can sleep with my mom
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: i dont mind
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: Anyone can.<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: she’s a whore.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: that would be true
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: if my mom was still alive
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: murph killed her
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: this conversation got dark real quick<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: so he could **** her
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: its fucked up man
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: And pimps out her dead body.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: fucked up world
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: Making her a whore.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: drisen makes this less funny
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: danny
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: You made the game less funny.<\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: says amusing things
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: …. got me
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: lul
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: well it was funnier when you were bickering<\/span>
\n danny<\/strong>: its like i want to post that gif of michael jackson watching a movie eating popcorn with a big grin on his face<\/span>
\n danny<\/strong>: because it’s what you use on message boards when you want to visually exclaim your enjoyment of a trainwreck<\/span>
\n danny<\/strong>: like this<\/span>
\n danny<\/strong>: http:\/\/stream1.gifsoup.com\/view5\/2837510\/michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-o.gif<\/a><\/span>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: wanna
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: see
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: some modeling i did
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: http:\/\/www.oddee.com\/_media\/imgs\/articles2\/a97771_katsumi7.jpg<\/a>
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: feed me and tell me im pretty
\n MarvAlbertYESSSS<\/strong>: i know youre all beating your ***** now
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: I have filter on so I just see stars.<\/span>
\n DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: i was a moose once
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: it starred out because i have filters on<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: I’m going to imagine you said we’re beating our wives now.,<\/span>
\n danny<\/strong>: but if it’s supposed to be eyes that would probably be correct<\/span>
\n DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: i used to run from rooftop to rooftop
\n DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: being majestic and ****<\/span>
\n shane<\/strong>: You were a roof moose?<\/span>
\n DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: then i jumped off the roof
\n DropkickMurphboats<\/strong>: and now im here<\/span>
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: man, you guys aren’t funny anymore<\/span>
\n danny<\/strong>: see ya<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It became pretty quickly apparent that MarvAlbert and DropkickMurphboats were pals in it together, but I have to say that I was enjoying the completely random quips that Murphboats was dropping here and there, before it started to take a really dark turn.<\/span><\/p>\n

The point is that it doesn’t matter if you win or you lose, when people feel the necessity to believe that they’re better than others, trivial circumstances like team victory or team defeat are secondary to the glory of the individual.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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