{"id":39273,"date":"2014-06-20T21:46:29","date_gmt":"2014-06-21T01:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39273"},"modified":"2020-07-12T21:46:39","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T01:46:39","slug":"i-hope-armageddon-hits-the-next-time-i-take-a-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39273","title":{"rendered":"I hope Armageddon hits the next time I take a vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-39274 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/officespace.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/officespace.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/officespace-300x163.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I don\u2019t really like to talk about my job too much, because when the day is over, there\u2019s really nothing at all that interesting about it.\u00a0 It\u2019s about as\u00a0<em>Office Space<\/em>\u00a0as it gets sometimes, to be perfectly honest.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">However, this week has been particularly arduous.\u00a0 One of my colleagues is on, has been on, and will continue to be on an extended vacation, thus leaving my department a little short staffed.\u00a0 Suffice to say, things have gotten a little hairy in their absence, and it dawned on me that such seems to always be the case whenever this colleague of mine goes on vacation.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Naturally, as easy it would be to declare such intentions as deliberate and malicious, we all know that it\u2019s just completely freak coincidental that shit hits the fan whenever this person takes off.\u00a0 Nothing against them at all, in the least bit, I like them very much quite the contrary.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But I\u2019d be lying if I didn\u2019t say that I hope that the next time I take a vacation, I want a dump truck full of bullshit to overturn right in the lobby of my office and have everyone scrambling.\u00a0 It would just feel so good to know that my vacation was well-timed, as opposed to the last time I went on vacation, when inquiring on whether or not things were busy, to just be informed with a dismissive shrug, that things were slow.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It would be nice to feel like I dodged a real bullet, instead of the office completely no-selling my absence.\u00a0 In a way, it\u2019s an indirect way of feeling indispensable; I know for a fact how much of a workhorse I am, but it would be nice to see others be absolutely relieved when I return from an extended absence for a change.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t really like to talk about my job too much, because when the day is over, there\u2019s really nothing at all that interesting about it.\u00a0 It\u2019s about as\u00a0Office Space\u00a0as it gets sometimes, to be perfectly honest. However, this week has been particularly arduous.\u00a0 One of my colleagues is on, has been on, and will &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39273\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I hope Armageddon hits the next time I take a vacation<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,72,37,15,49],"class_list":["post-39273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-government","tag-job","tag-og","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39273"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39275,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39273\/revisions\/39275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}