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Every now and then while playing League of Legends<\/em>, you’ll have the unfortunate circumstance of getting paired up with a player or players, that simply don’t show up to play, in spite of the fact that they took the time to queue up and give the impression that they were going to play the game. Just about every LoL player on the planet has dealt with this unfortunate situation, and despite the fact that on occasion, a gallant undermanned victory does occur, most of the time, the team with the missing player(s) usually end up on the side of defeat.<\/span><\/p>\n In the latest volume of the League of Lobby, my friends and I were in a game in which the opposing team was missing a player; notably, the person they probably believed was going to be their tank, whose job would have been to be a walking wall of health, meant to distract, interfere, obstruct, agitate, and be a general pain in the ass. They never showed up, whether it was due to shitty internet service, or my favorite belief, that their mom had kicked in their bedroom door, and forcibly removed the player from the keyboard.<\/span><\/p>\n Usually, in these types of games, there’s kind of this unwritten\/unspoken etiquette from the fully-staffed team, that you try and end the game as quickly and mercifully as possible; after all, it’s never fun being on the side with the AFK’er. If you’re the full team, you don’t goof off too much, you don’t spam all chat with taunts or any cocky speak, and in the likelihood you win, usually a cursory “sorry for the AFK’er” remark of some sort. The short-staffed team will make as much effort as they feel they can win, but in most cases, being a man\/woman down is usually a bad obstacle that ultimately snuffs out most rallies and attempts.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Back to the context of the story though, my team won the 5 versus 4 game. Prior to the killing blows, the losing team immediately began all chatting snide remarks about how we only won because it was 5v4, implying that defeat would have been a foregone conclusion had they had their fifth, because we clearly suck without the handicap.<\/span><\/p>\n For whatever reason, it’s like the losing team felt that they had all the excuse in the world to justify talking shit, because they just so happened to be on the unfortunate losing side. I did not agree.<\/span><\/p>\n Which meant that sportsmanship was thrown out the window, and it was time to have some textual sparring.<\/span><\/p>\n Welcome to the League of Lobby!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n danny (varus) joined the room. QVC<\/strong>: you know whats sad QVC started getting all biblical and started trying to use words he didn’t quite fully grasp the applications of, so I left before he could continue to ramble on.<\/span><\/p>\n Their claims that I did poorly are partly warranted, because in the end, I did die ten times. However, I still had 12 kills, so for what it’s worth, I was still a positive contributing member.<\/span><\/p>\n Regardless, it’s funny how people feel the need to justify the reasons why they lost, instead of simply just saying that they got beat. I’ve had my share of ARAM games where I’ve lost in like 13 minutes, and frankly, there’s absolutely nothing to say, but “what an ass whoopin<\/em>.” You’d be surprised how many times I’ve gotten honorable opponent for such frank honesty, but where would the entertainment be in that?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Every now and then while playing League of Legends, you’ll have the unfortunate circumstance of getting paired up with a player or players, that simply don’t show up to play, in spite of the fact that they took the time to queue up and give the impression that they were going to play the game. … Continue reading League of Lobby, volume 5<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[154,172,15,105,124],"class_list":["post-39471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-league-of-legends","tag-league-of-lobby","tag-og","tag-rage","tag-trolls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39471"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39473,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39471\/revisions\/39473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-includes\/js\/tinymce\/plugins\/wordpress\/img\/trans.gif\" "\\"More...\\""){kind=spacer}
*user names changed with discretion, mostly because I don\u2019t want the chance of these psychotic high-schoolers googling themselves, finding my brog, and tracking me down and going Columbine on my home.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n
\nQVC joined the room.
\nWeeabooPenguin joined the room.
\nZimmay joined the room.
\nEroticRockZ joined the room.
\nNickszablowskee joined the room.<\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: you for thinking i care?
\n QVC<\/span><\/strong>: it was 4v5 and yall still sucked
\n<\/span> WeeabooPenguin<\/strong>: you should care
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: qq<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: picture if we had galio
\n<\/span> virginia<\/strong>: Sho shalty<\/span>
\nshane<\/strong>: Got my win of the day;<\/span>
\nWeeabooPenguin<\/strong>: and not be a big ol’ *****
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: Thanks for having shitty friends.<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: i picture us still winning?<\/span>
\nvirginia<\/strong>: Still an L for you <3<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: so
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: I was going to report for you.<\/span>
\nshane<\/strong>: But instead.<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: you still did pooly
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: rage moar, it amuses me<\/span>
\nshane<\/strong>: eat a **** mr.<\/span>
\nEroticRockZ<\/strong>: varus you were horrid so i wouldnt talk ****
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: don’t care<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: don’t care<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: keep raging<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: lolololololol
\n<\/span> virginia<\/strong>: LOL.<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: it amuses me<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: varus u need cheerios
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: lolololololol<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: to cheer up
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: you loses<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: who said i’m upset about anything?<\/span>
\nEroticRockZ<\/strong>: yes we lost
\n<\/span> virginia<\/strong>: Because he triple killed you so many times. So horrible.<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: i’m cheery, because i see victory<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: and you’re so mad<\/span>
\nshane<\/strong>: Rage because you had afk and lost.<\/span>
\nEroticRockZ<\/strong>: nono swain set up all kills
\n<\/span> QVC<\/strong>: im actually not
\nQVC<\/strong>: its normal
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: Was going to say you played well.<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: its a game
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: lawl<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: ill get over it
\nQVC<\/strong>: you however
\nQVC<\/strong>: need to fix your attitude
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: So your rage is normal even though it’s a game?<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: or youll never truly win
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: aight confucius<\/span>
\nvirginia<\/strong>: Dude you started this by saying we sucked.<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: ^<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: its true
\n<\/span>virginia<\/strong>: We still won, afk or no.<\/span>
\nshane<\/strong>: Fix your punctuation or you’ll never truly anything.<\/span>
\nvirginia<\/strong>: And no one said anything until you ran your mouth.<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: lmao
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: we could have danced, taunted and spammed laugh<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: but we didn’t because it was 4v5<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: but then you had to start raging when we won<\/span>
\nEroticRockZ<\/strong>: He never raged
\n<\/span> QVC<\/strong>: pointing out your performance isnt raging
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: so what, are we supposed to do, sit there and take it when you say we suck for winning a 4v5?<\/span>
\nEroticRockZ<\/strong>: ^
\n<\/span> QVC<\/strong>: you truly did stink
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: You should get better friends so when you play well you don’t still lose LeBron.<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: well, you truly did lose<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: so i think i still win this exchange<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: qq more, you’ve made my night<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: you win for now
\nQVC<\/strong>: but remember it
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: We will.<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: ill see you again (no he won’t)<\/em><\/span>
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: i will<\/span>
\nshane<\/strong>: Because we’ll post this online.<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: trust me,<\/span>
\nshane<\/strong>: Because your rage.<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: lmao
\nQVC<\/strong>: k
\nQVC<\/strong>: do it
\n<\/span> shane<\/strong>: Did you not read what I just said?<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: yeah
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: don’t worry<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: and
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: it will<\/span>
\nshane<\/strong>: I don’t need your blessing.<\/span>
\nQVC<\/strong>: well you said you will
\nQVC<\/strong>: what did you expect
\nQVC<\/strong>: me to whine and rebuke my sins<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n