{"id":39567,"date":"2014-08-14T10:28:59","date_gmt":"2014-08-14T14:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39567"},"modified":"2020-07-13T10:29:10","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T14:29:10","slug":"sweaty-ramblings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39567","title":{"rendered":"Sweaty ramblings"},"content":{"rendered":"

When I am doing absolutely anything other than physically exerting myself, I do not like to sweat.\u00a0 I dislike sweating walking to and from Starbucks in the summer months, I do not like sweating after spending two minutes in the stifling garage looking for a particular tool.\u00a0 I dislike sweat when I\u2019m enjoying myself at a convention taking pictures, walking around and watching people.\u00a0 I even dislike sweating when I\u2019m at a baseball game, which is absolutely ludicrous considering baseball is a sport played in the summertime.<\/span><\/p>\n

The bottom line is that when it is not time to sweat, I do not like it when my body\u2019s core temperature has risen and it feels the need to secrete some perspiration to cool itself down.<\/span><\/p>\n

But when it\u00a0is<\/em>\u00a0time to sweat, not only do I not mind sweating, I actually kind of love it.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sweating is like tangible proof of the effort I\u2019m expending, and let\u2019s myself and everyone who can see me know that I am probably working harder than you are.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Way more often than naught, I am usually the sweatiest guy at my gym when I go.\u00a0 Sure, that might sound a little gross, but the fact of the matter is that, and I\u2019m not just saying it to boast or brag, but I am usually doing way more working out than anyone else is, in a more condensed window of time.\u00a0 The fact that I do cardio at all, is typically where the sweat is mostly generated, whether it\u2019s 35 minutes on the treadmill or a stationary bicycle, I\u2019m always going to be sweating hard afterward.<\/span><\/p>\n

For reals, I sweat more than\u00a0Patrick Ewing<\/a>, or\u00a0Rocky Balboa<\/a>.\u00a0 I LITRALLY. Can wring out my shirt in the sink and squeeze out actual fluid from it after my workout.\u00a0 Gross, maybe.\u00a0 Awesomely representative of how hard I\u2019ve worked,\u00a0definitely<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n

And then<\/em>, I hit the weights, and spend vastly less time in between lifts wasting time on my phone or bullshitting and playing grab-ass with all the other princesses at the gym.<\/span><\/p>\n

Seriously, there\u2019s nobody I\u2019ve seen that does as much of both cardio and weights as I do.\u00a0 If I wanted to not have to shower after my \u201cworkout,\u201d I could just do weights like the vast majority of goers do, since developing vanity muscles are the only reason to go for these phonies. But I strive for overall physical conditioning and improvement, even if it means I\u2019m not going to look like an Adonis, and I look like the grossest, sweatiest person at the gym.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When I am doing absolutely anything other than physically exerting myself, I do not like to sweat.\u00a0 I dislike sweating walking to and from Starbucks in the summer months, I do not like sweating after spending two minutes in the stifling garage looking for a particular tool.\u00a0 I dislike sweat when I\u2019m enjoying myself at … Continue reading Sweaty ramblings<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[109,15,52,32],"class_list":["post-39567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-gym","tag-og","tag-owned","tag-running"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39568,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39567\/revisions\/39568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}