{"id":39569,"date":"2014-08-15T12:05:28","date_gmt":"2014-08-15T16:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39569"},"modified":"2020-07-13T12:05:41","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T16:05:41","slug":"forcing-terminology-a-bundy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39569","title":{"rendered":"Forcing terminology: A Bundy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-39570 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/albundy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/albundy.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/albundy-300x162.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019ve decided to start referring to good things happening in fours as \u201c<em>a Bundy.<\/em>\u201d\u00a0 As in Al Bundy scoring four touchdowns in a single game.\u00a0 Sure, the meaning behind four touchdowns in a single game has been somewhat diluted and turned into something of a joke thanks to seasons of\u00a0<em>Married\u2026 With Children<\/em>, but the fact of the matter is that four touchdowns in a single game is an extraordinarily difficult task to accomplish.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Looking at the list of all-time single game records in the NFL (before it turned to shit), there are literally a single handful of guys who have managed to score five touchdowns in a single game, and slightly more guys who have managed to score four touchdowns in a single game.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><em>Bundys<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Whereas thanks to hockey, the phrase \u201chat trick\u201d has become the phrase synonymous with three scores, I\u2019d like to see \u201ca Bundy\u201d become the unofficial-official slang terminology for four scores.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Marshawn Lynch rushing for three TDs is a hat trick.\u00a0 Running up the score with a fourth is a Bundy.\u00a0 Whenever Alexander Ovechkin scores three times, that\u2019s a hat trick.\u00a0 Scoring a fourth would give him a Bundy.\u00a0 Giancarlo Stanton crushes three home runs for the hat trick, but the fourth immortalizes him with a Bundy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It can even be used ironically, like when BJ Upton steps to the plate with already a hat trick of strikeouts, and Clayton Kershaw gets him looking at the perfect curveball for number four, that\u2019s, a Bundy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Let\u2019s face it, hat tricks in most valid applications aren\u2019t that easy to get in their own right, but a Bundy would be that much more prestigious, rare, and most importantly, awesome.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Just like Al Bundy and MWC were.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve decided to start referring to good things happening in fours as \u201ca Bundy.\u201d\u00a0 As in Al Bundy scoring four touchdowns in a single game.\u00a0 Sure, the meaning behind four touchdowns in a single game has been somewhat diluted and turned into something of a joke thanks to seasons of\u00a0Married\u2026 With Children, but the fact &hellip; 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