{"id":39584,"date":"2014-08-24T13:28:38","date_gmt":"2014-08-24T17:28:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39584"},"modified":"2020-07-13T13:28:49","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T17:28:49","slug":"oh-georgia-96","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39584","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Georgia #96"},"content":{"rendered":"

Long story short<\/a>: Woman can\u2019t parallel park near courthouse, asks complete stranger to parallel park for her.\u00a0 Is surprised when complete stranger drives off in her car.\u00a0 Woman\u2019s sister was still in car when thief takes off.\u00a0 Startles thief, who not only walks away scot-free, but also steals both the woman and her sister\u2019s purses.\u00a0\u00a0Bonus<\/em>: woman\u2019s car gets ticketed after being abandoned by thief.<\/span><\/p>\n

You know what\u2019s the most ironic thing about this whole thing?\u00a0 The carjacker is probably the one party in this whole scenario that comes out looking the cleanest.\u00a0 I mean sure, he\u2019s still criminal scum and shouldn\u2019t be on the streets, but he was pretty much gifted a free car.\u00a0 Was he supposed to not slam down the alley-oop when lobbed one?<\/span><\/p>\n

If you leave the door to your house open and tell the guy in a ski mask out front to not rob you, what do you think is going to happen?<\/span><\/p>\n

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I know we\u2019re all supposed to feel bad for the \u201cvictim\u201d in this story, but I just can\u2019t.\u00a0 Everything that happened to her was her own fault, from whatever she did to have to go to the courthouse in the first place, to being too cheap to park in a pay lot, putting her in the situation of where she somehow thought it was okay to hand her keys off to some stranger to \u201cparalyze park\u201d for her.\u00a0 In front of the courthouse.\u00a0 Where criminals go every day, because Atlanta has a lot of criminals that have to go to court.<\/span><\/p>\n

Seriously, there are lots jokes pertaining to women drivers, Asian drivers as well as Asian women drivers that are about as easy to make as it was for someone to steal this woman\u2019s car, but I don\u2019t think they really need to be said.<\/span><\/p>\n

The woman shouldn\u2019t have tried to parallel park, much less hand her keys off to a complete stranger.<\/span><\/p>\n

ParkAtlanta probably shouldn\u2019t have ticketed the woman\u2019s car after the whole debacle ended with an almost inadvertent abduction and essentially grand theft auto.<\/span><\/p>\n

The only who really did what they should have done, was the carjacker.\u00a0 You invite a carjacker to jack your car, what do you think he\u2019s going to do?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Long story short: Woman can\u2019t parallel park near courthouse, asks complete stranger to parallel park for her.\u00a0 Is surprised when complete stranger drives off in her car.\u00a0 Woman\u2019s sister was still in car when thief takes off.\u00a0 Startles thief, who not only walks away scot-free, but also steals both the woman and her sister\u2019s purses.\u00a0\u00a0Bonus: … Continue reading Oh, Georgia #96<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,112,45,15,143,8,52],"class_list":["post-39584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-crime","tag-fail","tag-og","tag-ohatlanta","tag-ohgeorgia","tag-owned"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39585,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39584\/revisions\/39585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}