{"id":39586,"date":"2014-08-24T14:50:43","date_gmt":"2014-08-24T18:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39586"},"modified":"2020-07-13T14:50:54","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T18:50:54","slug":"man-what-a-stupid-commercial-015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39586","title":{"rendered":"Man, What A Stupid Commercial #015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-39587 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/brut_dumb.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/brut_dumb.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/brut_dumb-300x162.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>Synopsis<\/strong>: attractive wife in her little black dress tells husband to hurry up, before walking off. Husband\u2019s finishing touches include application of Br\u00fct cologne. Upon application, a shriek is heard from the adjacent bedroom, and wife re-enters the bathroom and is suddenly pregnant. Camera pans to Daschund dog, also pregnant, and then a pregnant goldfish in its fish bowl. Tagline read: <em>LET YOUR MAN OUT<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I know the underlying message is that Br\u00fct makes the wearer SO manly, that surrounding females of all species have no choice but to have their wombs aggressively and magically inseminated and suddenly end up in their third trimester.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But you know what\u2019s not funny? Unwanted offspring.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OcbGnMsiBgU?controls=0&amp;start=15\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Sure, Br\u00fct might make a wearer feel like a manly man, but it\u2019s going to really suck when your Br\u00fct baby is born, and suddenly there\u2019s another mouth to feed. And then <em>if<\/em> your wife snaps back like a rubberband, and it\u2019s time to go out on a hot date again, and you forget what happened the last time you put Br\u00fct cologne on, and knock up your wife again without the enjoyment of the corresponding sex, and repeat the process again, then it\u2019s not really quite so funny anymore now, is it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Let\u2019s not forget about the puppies either. Human babies are already massive investments in their own right, but when mama Daschund has a litter of puppies, there\u2019s a whole bunch of puppies that are going to need shots, and nowadays with the pet population as massive as it is in spite of Bob Barker\u2019s repeated pleas to spay and neuter, it\u2019s even difficult to give puppies away for free, too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">And who the fuck would want human\/dog hybrids??<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">As for <a href=\"http:\/\/static.giantbomb.com\/uploads\/original\/0\/4231\/242418-seaman.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the fish<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">In conclusion, this is actually a stupid commercial, and not <em>just<\/em> me trying to be snarky about a stupid commercial. It\u2019s not really clever, it\u2019s poorly imagined, and there\u2019s really nothing funny about unplanned pregnancies and unwanted offspring.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Synopsis: attractive wife in her little black dress tells husband to hurry up, before walking off. Husband\u2019s finishing touches include application of Br\u00fct cologne. Upon application, a shriek is heard from the adjacent bedroom, and wife re-enters the bathroom and is suddenly pregnant. Camera pans to Daschund dog, also pregnant, and then a pregnant goldfish &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39586\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Man, What A Stupid Commercial #015<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15,84,49],"class_list":["post-39586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-og","tag-stupid-commercial","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39588,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39586\/revisions\/39588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}