{"id":40018,"date":"2014-11-20T12:49:22","date_gmt":"2014-11-20T16:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40018"},"modified":"2020-07-14T12:49:32","modified_gmt":"2020-07-14T16:49:32","slug":"still-waiting-on-frito-lay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40018","title":{"rendered":"Still waiting on Frito Lay"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Short story shorter<\/strong><\/a>: Truck carrying tens of thousands of pounds of ice cream overturns on Metro Atlanta highway.<\/span><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t really know why these stories amuse me so much, but add ice cream to the buffet of carnage that has occurred on Metro Atlanta highway intersections over the span of the last 12 months.<\/span><\/p>\n

With turkeys, hams, eggs and beer already accounted for, and dessert now added to the list, I still contest that the roads are still awaiting a good accompanying food, like some chips or maybe a produce truck full of potatoes or something, and then we can call it a party.<\/span><\/p>\n

That being said, not that I want to hear about people incurring serious injuries or anything, but I think I\u2019m going to subconsciously be wishing that any Frito Lay or snack company\u2019s trucks I see on the highways, meet some unfortunate conflicts with physics and gravity within the next month.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Short story shorter: Truck carrying tens of thousands of pounds of ice cream overturns on Metro Atlanta highway. I don\u2019t really know why these stories amuse me so much, but add ice cream to the buffet of carnage that has occurred on Metro Atlanta highway intersections over the span of the last 12 months. With … Continue reading Still waiting on Frito Lay<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,56,15,143,10,170],"class_list":["post-40018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-food","tag-og","tag-ohatlanta","tag-traffic","tag-truck-spill"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40018"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40020,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40018\/revisions\/40020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}