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You want to get over a lane, and the car you\u2019re planning on getting in front of speeds up and prevents you from doing so.\u00a0 Never mind the fact that there is nobody behind them, you\u2019re\u00a0just not<\/em>\u00a0getting in front of them.<\/span><\/p>\n You want to merge onto the interstate, and the car in the lane you\u2019re trying to merge onto doesn\u2019t speed up or slow down and makes you have to adjust your speed for them to wait for them.\u00a0 Never mind the fact that there is nobody in the adjacent lane for them to have made the courtesy move into, you\u2019re the one who\u2019s going to have to adapt.<\/span><\/p>\n You are in a parking lot that flows one way, and around the corner comes the car going in the opposite direction.\u00a0 Whether they realize their folly or not, they still own it and act as if\u00a0you are inconveniencing them<\/em>, when they inevitably glare at you as they pass going in the wrong direction.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n You have a parking space that you like to frequently park in, and it logically does not make sense for anyone to want it otherwise.\u00a0 You\u2019re on your way to park in it, and the car is already there, sitting precisely where you were planning on parking.<\/span><\/p>\n You have been stuck in traffic for an hour on account of an accident, and when you approach the scene of the incident, out of the corner of your eye, you see the car, involved in the fracas.<\/span><\/p>\n This car is the Hyundai Sonata.\u00a0 The trolliest car on the road.<\/span><\/p>\n I declare this because sparsely does a day go by where at least once one of the aforementioned scenarios, or any other scenarios occur, where a Sonata driver is not the culprit of the grief, regardless or not if it were deliberate.<\/span><\/p>\n This is not to say that all Sonata drivers are trolls themselves, it\u2019s solely based on the simple fact that Hyundai Sonatas are at the perfect price point where they\u2019re affordable and easily accessible, while at the same time being just enough physically robust and peppy to be capable of such dickish behavior, right out of the box, from the basest of base models.\u00a0 I have friends that drive Hyundai Sonatas.\u00a0\u00a0My mom<\/em>\u00a0drives a Hyundai Sonata.<\/span><\/p>\n Needless to say, this is also admitting that the Hyundai Sonata is indeed a good vehicle, which I admit to without hesitation.\u00a0 There\u2019s a lot of bang for the buck, even with the base model Sonata; it\u2019s big enough to be justifiable for cargo, it\u2019s gas mileage is adequate enough to justify being efficient, and it has just enough juice in the engine to give others some grief, all while not breaking the bank, or be sought after by collections when non-payment inevitably happens.\u00a0 Their ease of availability means that there\u2019s that much of a greater chance that a troll ends up becoming the primary driver of Sonatas, than anything else on the road.<\/span><\/p>\n Preceding the Hyundai Sonata were the fourth and fifth generations of the Nissan Maxima (94-03), as well as the eighth and ninth generations of the Mitsubishi Galant (96-12).\u00a0 Such vehicles were basically in the same circumstances of existence as the Hyundai Sonata is currently, in which both were in competition with Toyota Camry and the Honda Accord in the mid-size vehicle category, and had to have an enticing price point in order to compete.\u00a0 And much like the Sonata is today, both the Maxima and Galant had their days of being commonly seen, driven by dick drivers.<\/span><\/p>\n Obviously, these are all opinions and assessments of solely me, but I\u2019d be willing to wager that anyone reading this might begin to notice the sheer volume of Hyundai Sonatas on the road, driving like retards.\u00a0 Especially those in Atlanta or any metropolitan cities.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" You want to get over a lane, and the car you\u2019re planning on getting in front of speeds up and prevents you from doing so.\u00a0 Never mind the fact that there is nobody behind them, you\u2019re\u00a0just not\u00a0getting in front of them. 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