{"id":40111,"date":"2015-01-15T21:51:32","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T01:51:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40111"},"modified":"2020-07-14T21:51:41","modified_gmt":"2020-07-15T01:51:41","slug":"the-braves-are-going-to-suck-in-2015-and-i-kind-of-cant-wait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40111","title":{"rendered":"The Braves are going to suck in 2015, and I kind of can\u2019t wait"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-40112 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/emptyted-e1421359873385.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"237\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/emptyted-e1421359873385.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/emptyted-e1421359873385-300x145.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hardballtalk.nbcsports.com\/2015\/01\/14\/braves-trade-evan-gattis-to-the-astros-for-three-prospects\/\">Impetus<\/a>: The Atlanta Braves trade catcher Evan Gattis to the Houston Astros for three prospects.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Between Jason Heyward, Justin Upton and now Evan Gattis, the Braves have now traded away the bats that have been responsible for 114 of the team\u2019s last 304 home runs over the last two years.\u00a0 Sure, home runs aren\u2019t necessarily the appropriate measuring stick for talent, but they certainly are popular.\u00a0 And maybe 114 doesn\u2019t sound like a lot, considering it\u2019s a little over 30%, but those 304 home runs in the last two seasons took 40 players each year to accumulate.\u00a0 Now take away three guys that made a large chunk of those home runs happen, and you\u2019ve got a team that isn\u2019t going to show up on any highlight packages any time soon.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Needless to say, the MO of the Braves organization right now is to punt on 2015, and hold their breath and hope that the prospects that they\u2019ve traded away several of their most valuable assets to acquire will develop into talented stars, and lead the team back into contention at a later date.\u00a0 Unfortunately for Braves fans, that means a very likely scenario of really bad seasons in 2015, 2016 and if the prospects don\u2019t pan out (which they probably won\u2019t, because most prospects don\u2019t), and in 2017 too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s a tried and true process that pretty much every team but the Yankees have done before, where they trade away all their assets (expensive players) for prospects (not expensive players), and keep payroll nice and low while they hope for the cheap players to mature and develop into actual talents that they can then spend money and try to build something around.\u00a0 Teams don\u2019t like to use the word, but it\u2019s called\u00a0<strong>rebuilding<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Unfortunately for the Braves, rebuilding has meant saying goodbye to arguable three of the most popular players on the team in Heyward, Upton, and now Gattis.\u00a0 Heyward was a massive loss, because he was the prodigal son, raised in Georgia, grew up a Braves fan, and performed pretty decently before he was traded to the Cardinals.\u00a0 Fans loved that he was a local guy, homegrown and exciting.\u00a0 Justin Upton was a massive loss because he was the tried and true talented acquisition, where he\u2019d been good prior to becoming a Brave, was good while he was a Brave, and was traded to the Padres for highly-touted prospects, because the Padres think he will be good for them.\u00a0 Fans loved that he was reliably good, and no matter how much everyone else slumped, Justin Upton usually slumped less.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But Evan Gattis is a massive loss on many more fronts.\u00a0 Gattis was the storybook tale that fans and non-fans can admire; the guy who gave up on baseball, lived a nomadic life for a few years before realizing that he wanted back in, took the long way to get here, but mashed his way into the hearts and imaginations of all baseball fans.\u00a0 Gattis was the guy who was lumberjack strong, and hit home runs off of damn near everyone within moments of arriving in the big leagues, from Roy Halladay, Stephen Strasburg and Cole Hamels.\u00a0 And Gattis was the guy that had marketability, with a nickname adopted from Venezuela and embraced by Americans all over Braves Country \u2013 El Oso Blanco (the white bear).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Fans loved him because his story, and that he destroyed baseballs.\u00a0 Kids loved him because of his name.\u00a0 The team loved him for his production and his marketability.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But now he\u2019s gone too, despite the fact that he wasn\u2019t set to make that much money (relatively speaking) in 2015 or 2016, but because he was seen as a commodity that could be flipped\u00a0<em>for several more<\/em>\u00a0guys that wouldn\u2019t make that much money, for much longer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019m cool with it though, because I\u2019m a salty old man that doesn\u2019t like other people.\u00a0 And Turner Field has been too full of other people over the last few, more successful years.\u00a0 But I have reasonable cause to believe that such is not going to be the case in 2015, and hopefully 2016, because\u00a0<strong>the Braves are in all likelihood, going to absolutely suck<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019m talking about 90+ losses suck.\u00a0 The kind of suck that makes fairweather Atlantans stay home and not just watch the game alternatively, but ignore the Braves outright, because they don\u2019t want to acknowledge that they support a loser.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">And that\u2019s what I\u2019m looking forward to so fervently \u2013 when the Braves in all likelihood do suck, Turner Field will be deserted, and the ballpark will once again be a nice place to go to.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s terrible to applaud failure and losses, but frankly the whole notion of \u201cBraves Country\u201d becomes incrementally more insufferable based on the successes and\u00a0<em>expected\u00a0<\/em>successes of the Atlanta Braves.\u00a0 Tickets go up.\u00a0 Parking goes up.\u00a0 Everything in the ballpark develops this obnoxious sense of entitlement or importance, based on how the team is doing which duly controls the influx of people at the venue.\u00a0 You can\u2019t stand around, hobbyists like me can\u2019t snap a few pictures, and seat Nazis police your seats, regardless of how many available seats are surrounding you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019m going to give it until May before the realization that the 10-18 Braves probably aren\u2019t going to get any better throughout the season.\u00a0 Attendance will plummet until the school year ends, and will recover a little bit when it does.\u00a0 When the first wave of minor league callus occur in early June because the Braves are cheap and why not debut minor leaguers on the magic date*, something may occur, but since the 2015 Braves will be the 2015 Braves, it\u2019s only a matter of time before the losing ways settle back in.\u00a0 By July, the team will more or less officially suck, and the park will be attended as such.\u00a0 In August, Braves marketers will be scuffling, trying to come up with gimmicks and promotions to entice people out to the ballpark, since a .412 team isn\u2019t going to, and Turner Field will be subject to Star Wars Nights and Dollar Dog nights, the easiest ways to boost attendance, for the remainder of the season.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">*the date in which the team gets \u201ca free year\u201d from the minor league player based on a convoluted process that involves games played before they\u2019re considered eligible to earn major league money<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Sounds miserable, but honestly, I can\u2019t wait.\u00a0 This is more or less pretty much what I need to renew my enthusiasm about going to the ballpark.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">In 2008, the Braves went 72-90, which was the worst season they had since 1990, yet it was one of the most fun summers of my life, immersing myself in baseball.\u00a0 There came a point where everyone knew that the team sucked, so the pressure valve was released, and there were no more expectations from the team.\u00a0 Losses were likely, but any wins had, were always welcome and celebrated; especially if they came against top-tier squads or pitchers.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">When the pressure is off, baseball is at its most enjoyable.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">In 2014, the Braves won just 79 games, which was pretty putrid in its own right, but the difference was that that wasn\u2019t expected.\u00a0 The Braves had a squad that was easily capable of winning 90 games, but they didn\u2019t, because of underperformance, injuries, and the simple fact that their hitters couldn\u2019t hit and alternatively struck out all the time.\u00a0 But it was a shit season that made me abandon the game more or less, because the insufferable fanbase and ballpark experience ruined everything.\u00a0 Failed expectations only led to disappointment and apathy, and I frankly didn\u2019t want any more part of it, beyond collecting my requisite bobbleheads.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">With the 2015 season on the horizon, and the team devoid of all popular talented players (save for like Freddie Freeman and Andrelton Simmons), there is no hope for a 90-win season.\u00a0 There are no expectations for wild card #2 contention.\u00a0 And there\u2019s very little reason to believe that this squad is remotely going to be any good.\u00a0 At least there shouldn\u2019t be, in any of these circumstances.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The 2015 Braves are going to suck, and I can\u2019t wait.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s going to be a great season.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Impetus: The Atlanta Braves trade catcher Evan Gattis to the Houston Astros for three prospects. Between Jason Heyward, Justin Upton and now Evan Gattis, the Braves have now traded away the bats that have been responsible for 114 of the team\u2019s last 304 home runs over the last two years.\u00a0 Sure, home runs aren\u2019t necessarily &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40111\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Braves are going to suck in 2015, and I kind of can\u2019t wait<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[62,66,45,15],"class_list":["post-40111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-baseball","tag-braves","tag-fail","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40113,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40111\/revisions\/40113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}