{"id":40256,"date":"2015-03-26T09:26:14","date_gmt":"2015-03-26T13:26:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40256"},"modified":"2020-07-15T09:26:24","modified_gmt":"2020-07-15T13:26:24","slug":"i-cant-unsee-it-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40256","title":{"rendered":"I can\u2019t unsee it anymore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-40257 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/broussard_chappelle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/broussard_chappelle.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/broussard_chappelle-300x148.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I was running on the treadmill, and because the television options at the gym\u2019s cardio equipment are pretty much\u00a0<em>Keeping Up With the Kardashians<\/em>,\u00a0<em>The View<\/em>, The\u00a0<em>Black<\/em>\u00a0View (AKA \u201c<em>The Real<\/em>\u201d) and ESPN, I admit that I have ESPN tuned in way more than any human being with a brain really should.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">That being said, there was once a day in which I saw Chris Broussard flapping his gums about something; close-captioning was off, and thankfully I had my earbuds attached to my phone instead of the TV, but there\u2019s about a 100% chance it was probably something in regards to race, because Chris Broussard serves zero purpose on ESPN other than to stir up shit by repeatedly utilizing the race card.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But anyway, I\u2019m looking at Chris Broussard this time, and I can\u2019t help but feel like he reminded me of someone.\u00a0 Someone I\u2019d seen before, that wasn\u2019t Chris Broussard, but looked a tremendous amount like him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">And then it hit me \u2013\u00a0<strong>Chris Broussard was a dead ringer for whenever Dave Chappelle put on white face and did his white reporter character<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">How ironic is it?\u00a0 Chris Broussard is a black man notorious for wielding the race card in any and every debate, and Dave Chappelle trying his damndest to look like a stuffy white man, ends up looking exactly like Chris Broussard.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I think I\u2019ve just found out the only way to make seeing Chris Broussard on television remotely tolerable.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was running on the treadmill, and because the television options at the gym\u2019s cardio equipment are pretty much\u00a0Keeping Up With the Kardashians,\u00a0The View, The\u00a0Black\u00a0View (AKA \u201cThe Real\u201d) and ESPN, I admit that I have ESPN tuned in way more than any human being with a brain really should. That being said, there was once &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40256\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I can\u2019t unsee it anymore<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[83,15],"class_list":["post-40256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-observations","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40256"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40258,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40256\/revisions\/40258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}