{"id":40323,"date":"2015-04-17T22:09:12","date_gmt":"2015-04-18T02:09:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40323"},"modified":"2020-07-15T22:09:24","modified_gmt":"2020-07-16T02:09:24","slug":"gym-math-personified","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40323","title":{"rendered":"Gym math, personified"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-40324 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/gymmath.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/gymmath.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/gymmath-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">What the gym taketh, in terms of energy, sweat and stamina, the gym also occasionally giveth, in terms of\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">gains<\/span>\u00a0all-important brog content.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Back in\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40114\">January<\/a>, I posted the story of this guy who added plates onto the chest fly machine, despite the fact that the machine could have matched\/exceeded his desired weight limit without the need of plates.\u00a0 I deduced (accused) that the guy was not only just dumb, but arbitrarily adding weight to make him appear more hardcore than he really was.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Today, I got photo evidence.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I also got a good look at the guy who did this himself, and to no surprise, he fit the mold of someone who wants to look fierce and menacing; Beats<sup>TM<\/sup>\u00a0headphones, compression sleeves, high socks to hide the fact that he obviously has small calves, and lifting gloves.\u00a0 For machine lifting.\u00a0 All while breathing like he were breathing fire like Smaug.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Seriously, I was doing lat pulls, across from this guy, and my eyes lit up when I saw him lumbering over to the chest fly machine, carrying a bunch of plates from the nearby smith machine.\u00a0 I knew that I couldn\u2019t pass up the opportunity to possibly photograph this idiocy this time, considering it had been nearly three months passed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">So I deliberately did two sets of hip adductor stretches, just so I could be in an optimal position to take this picture.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The best part is that I could now make a more accurate assessment of his weight, instead of making educated guesses back in January.\u00a0 Which is to say that now that I can study the set up, I can see that he\u2019s lifting way less weight than I thought he was back when I first noticed him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">So with the 45s impaled onto 90 lbs., and another 25 lb. plate arbitrarily placed on top of everything, the total rack weight is 205 lbs.\u00a0 The machine maxes out at 290 lbs. with standard plates only.\u00a0 The best part is that there\u2019s an approximate pin location for 205 lbs., but instead, this guy went through this elaborate set up to make it look like he were lifting like 2,000 lbs. or something.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The moral of this whole story is that it\u2019s vastly more important to\u00a0<strong>look like<\/strong>\u00a0you\u2019re a fire-breathing gym beast, sent from the depths of Hades to lift barbell plates affixed to machines, than to actually be a gym beast that\u2019s capable of actually doing chest fly at a weight greater than 205 lbs.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the gym taketh, in terms of energy, sweat and stamina, the gym also occasionally giveth, in terms of\u00a0gains\u00a0all-important brog content. Back in\u00a0January, I posted the story of this guy who added plates onto the chest fly machine, despite the fact that the machine could have matched\/exceeded his desired weight limit without the need of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40323\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Gym math, personified<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,109,15,49],"class_list":["post-40323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-gym","tag-og","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40323"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40325,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40323\/revisions\/40325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}