{"id":41407,"date":"2015-09-25T12:07:50","date_gmt":"2015-09-25T16:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=41407"},"modified":"2020-07-17T12:08:00","modified_gmt":"2020-07-17T16:08:00","slug":"this-is-cute-and-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=41407","title":{"rendered":"This is cute and all"},"content":{"rendered":"

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In short<\/a>: Capcom makes headbands with little googly chick birds suspended on them, to tribute the dizzy birds from\u00a0Street Fighter II<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n

But my first thought is that if they\u2019re attempting to merchandise off of dizzies in SF2, when are they going to try and merchandise and monetize off of the\u00a0random puking<\/a>\u00a0that occurred in the same game?<\/span><\/p>\n

Seriously, they could be like chintzy fake Halloween beards, but instead of hair, it be this gelatinous\u00a0orange or tan rivulet<\/a>\u00a0that hung off your chin instead.\u00a0 Perfect for referencing the perfectly timed hit in SF2 that prompted the damaged character to spontaneously hurl straight downward.<\/span><\/p>\n

Maybe this ingenious suggestion will make the next round of SF2 tribute merch.\u00a0 After all, there\u2019s still dizzy stars and dizzy grim reapers to exploit, but they would be inconsequential if they were sold at the same time as SF2 vomit beards.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In short: Capcom makes headbands with little googly chick birds suspended on them, to tribute the dizzy birds from\u00a0Street Fighter II. But my first thought is that if they\u2019re attempting to merchandise off of dizzies in SF2, when are they going to try and merchandise and monetize off of the\u00a0random puking\u00a0that occurred in the same … Continue reading This is cute and all<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15,19],"class_list":["post-41407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-og","tag-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41407"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41409,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41407\/revisions\/41409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}