{"id":41437,"date":"2015-10-06T15:15:15","date_gmt":"2015-10-06T19:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=41437"},"modified":"2020-07-17T15:15:51","modified_gmt":"2020-07-17T19:15:51","slug":"today-is-a-special-kind-of-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=41437","title":{"rendered":"Today is a special kind of day"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A year ago today, at like 4:30 in the morning, I asked a particular girl if she\u2019d be willing to give a doofy guy with no game like me a shot.\u00a0 She must have been groggy and discombobulated by the time of the day, because she\u00a0miraculously agreed<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

For all the times I\u2019ve mentioned\u00a0the mythical girlfriend<\/em>, there\u2019s still a thin veil of secrecy, because I\u2019m generally a private person who typically tries to keep my brog relevant to me, not because I\u2019m trying to be narcissistic and deny others any sort of spotlight, but mostly because I\u2019m not going to assume that everyone in my little world will be okay with me throwing out their names and pictures on the internet.<\/span><\/p>\n

But a guy that looks and acts like me, should want to boast a little bit, especially when he\u2019s somehow able to dupe and deceive a pretty girl into getting stuck into a relationship with him.\u00a0 That being said, if there was ever a time where I felt like pulling the veil back a just a little bit, today seems about as good as any.<\/span><\/p>\n

The mythical girlfriend and I, at Disney World; look, she actually exists!<\/span><\/p>\n

And for whatever reason, a year later, she\u2019s (voluntarily) still around, much to my confusion.\u00a0 <3<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A year ago today, at like 4:30 in the morning, I asked a particular girl if she\u2019d be willing to give a doofy guy with no game like me a shot.\u00a0 She must have been groggy and discombobulated by the time of the day, because she\u00a0miraculously agreed. For all the times I\u2019ve mentioned\u00a0the mythical girlfriend, … Continue reading Today is a special kind of day<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[177,15,91,14],"class_list":["post-41437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-mythical","tag-og","tag-pf","tag-romance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41437"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41439,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41437\/revisions\/41439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}