{"id":42184,"date":"2016-02-16T21:32:35","date_gmt":"2016-02-17T01:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=42184"},"modified":"2020-07-18T21:32:49","modified_gmt":"2020-07-19T01:32:49","slug":"illegal-defense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=42184","title":{"rendered":"Illegal defense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-42185 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/nodefense-e1455904300587.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/nodefense-e1455904300587.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/nodefense-e1455904300587-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">When I first saw the final score to the 2016 NBA All-Star Game, I thought that I was looking at a screen capture for like a video game or something.\u00a0 Like when sports pundits are having a slow news day, so they do fluffy shit like video game simulations of upcoming real-life sporting events, just so they can have something to talk about.\u00a0 I didn\u2019t realize that the\u00a0<strong>196 points<\/strong>\u00a0that the Western Conference All-Stars put up\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/espn.go.com\/nba\/recap?gameId=400829482\">in their 196-173 win<\/a>\u00a0over the East, was actually reality.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Name an NBA video game of the 90s;\u00a0<em>NBA Jam<\/em>,\u00a0<em>Tecmo NBA<\/em>, EA\u2019s\u00a0<em>NBA Live<\/em>\u00a094-98.\u00a0 I was pretty good at all of those games.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But scoring 196 points in any of them required some pretty exceptional circumstances in order to pull off, and most certainly not as likely against human opponents.\u00a0 Like NBA Jam would require the perma-fire code and use of Detlef Schrempf to rain three pointers to run up the score.\u00a0 And in Tecmo or Live, I\u2019d most certainly have to set the games to play actual 12 minute quarters, and probably turn fouls off, so I could clobber the AI opponents, steal the ball and score at will.\u00a0 Even with these kinds of conditions, scoring nearly 200 points was never that easy of a feat.\u00a0 In a video game.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Yet, here we have in reality, a game which saw a score four points shy of 200 go up.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Obviously, the basketball term \u201cillegal defense\u201d has found a new definition.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I get that the All-Star Game has always traditionally been lax, and an exhibition where fans are kind of supposed to get a little bit of razzle-dazzle with the NBA\u2019s \u201celite\u201d taking the court, and defense takes a back seat for some highlights to occur.\u00a0 But still, to have a game in which the West scored 50+ in three quarters is mind boggling.\u00a0 It\u2019s almost as if the the teams took turns at getting a shot with no defense, and if they made it fine, but if they gave up the rebound it was the other team\u2019s turn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Clearly, there\u2019s no pride in stuffing a guy going up for a dunk, swatting a layup into the court-side seats, or that perfectly timed poke when a ball-handler is going for a cross-up, and the ball squirts out of the other side for the textbook steal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s almost to a point where there should be a separate All-Star Game for defensive stalwarts or something, because if stellar defenders aren\u2019t ever going to get any love, then defenders will cease to exist, and the NBA will become even more insufferably terrible to watch as players forget how to play defense, and the final scores every night really do end up looking like NBA Jam.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Naturally, I was curious to see how the point distribution went in a such offensive explosion, and what I noticed that was quite curious was that among the starting players for each squad,\u00a0<em>none of them<\/em>\u00a0were centers or power-forwards.\u00a0 There\u00a0<em>were<\/em>\u00a04s and 5s on each roster, but they were all reserves.\u00a0 It must really suck to be a big man in the NBA now, because clearly big bodies and defensive presences are not recognized much less appreciated anymore, and considering starting rosters are solely fan-voted, it\u2019s the fans that are failing to recognize it all.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The lack of defense meant that there were hardly any fouls, and with hardly any fouls, there were hardly any free throws.\u00a0 In fact, the West had just one player attempt any free throws at all, and the game in its entirety had but just seven free throws attempted.\u00a0 And to no surprise at all, only 4\/7 were converted, for a Shaq-like 57% success rate.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s funny, because an old adage in all sports is that\u00a0<em>defense wins championships<\/em>, but if it\u2019s such an important skill, why is all so completely ignored and basically discouraged, in the All-Star event that\u2019s supposed to showcase the most talented players in a league?\u00a0 My snide side says it\u2019s because glam and showing off are fun and recreational, but defense is construed as work and difficult, and nobody likes doing difficult work.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Honestly, I\u2019d love to see a defensive All-Star game where teams get additional points for steals, blocks and defensive rebounds, on top of trying to score baskets.\u00a0 There\u2019d probably be way more highlights and posterized moments when defenders are actually trying to contest and get up in the air to try and block a would be dunker, and probably give fans more reason to OHHHHHH regardless of what happens next.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I first saw the final score to the 2016 NBA All-Star Game, I thought that I was looking at a screen capture for like a video game or something.\u00a0 Like when sports pundits are having a slow news day, so they do fluffy shit like video game simulations of upcoming real-life sporting events, just &hellip; 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