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I was a little hesitant to add it to the list, because technically the incident occurred in Florida, and on I-95, and not anywhere remotely close to Metro Atlanta interstates, but given the fact that the story was\u00a0reported by 11 Alive<\/a>, an Atlanta news outlet, I figured why the fuck not, because it\u2019s kind of the been one of the things I\u2019ve been waiting for to happen.<\/span><\/p>\n So \u2013 let us update the ever-expanding menu of the\u00a0Highway Truck Crash Buffet<\/strong>:<\/span><\/p>\n Main Courses*:<\/em><\/span> *Glazed in\u00a0honey<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Side Dishes:<\/em><\/span> Beverages:<\/em><\/span> Dessert:<\/em> Yeah, that\u2019s pretty much a full meal, for thousands of people to have been able to eat, dumped onto America\u2019s highways, although mostly on Georgia soil.<\/span><\/p>\n I don\u2019t know why this is so amusing to me, but I love to imagine degenerate freeloaders, pulling off onto the shoulders of I-95, and trying to be as discreet as possible, as they look for some not-so damaged cases of beer, and some bags of chips that aren\u2019t crushed too much, and then find a place in the shade to sit down and satiate the munchies, if they\u2019re going to be stuck in traffic for hours anyway, while the cleanup occurs.<\/span><\/p>\n But let the record show that the menu continues to grow, and we\u2019ve basically got a three-course meal with plenty of shitty beer to drink on the side of it, wasted and thrown out, by incompetent truck drivers.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I was a little hesitant to add it to the list, because technically the incident occurred in Florida, and on I-95, and not anywhere remotely close to Metro Atlanta interstates, but given the fact that the story was\u00a0reported by 11 Alive, an Atlanta news outlet, I figured why the fuck not, because it\u2019s kind of … Continue reading Time to update the menu!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[56,15,52,10,170],"class_list":["post-42271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-food","tag-og","tag-owned","tag-traffic","tag-truck-spill"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42271"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42273,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42271\/revisions\/42273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nHam<\/a><\/span>
\nChicken<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n
\nEgg<\/a>\u00a0souffl\u00e9<\/span>
\nFrito Lay<\/a>\u00a0products<\/span><\/p>\n
\nBud Light<\/a><\/span>
\nBusch<\/a><\/span>
\nMost likely something domestic<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/em>Watermelon<\/a>\u00a0(seriously)<\/span><\/p>\n