{"id":42274,"date":"2016-03-25T23:13:32","date_gmt":"2016-03-26T03:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=42274"},"modified":"2020-07-18T23:13:47","modified_gmt":"2020-07-19T03:13:47","slug":"vote-for-rhyno-or-else","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=42274","title":{"rendered":"VOTE FOR RHYNO OR ELSE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-42275 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/GOREEEE.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/GOREEEE.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/GOREEEE-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">OR ELSE YOU GET A\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=k7SREBM-MR0\">GORE! GORE! GOREEEE!!!<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">If you\u2019re a wrestling fan, I dare you to try and read the rest of this post without having watched that YouTube montage first.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.si.com\/extra-mustard\/2016\/03\/10\/ecw-star-rhyno-politics-michigan-election\">Long story short<\/a>: former professional wrestler, Terry \u201cRhyno\u201d Gerin declares that he will be running for state representative of his hometown of Dearborn, Michigan.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">All obvious professional wrestlers being meathead idiot jokes aside, I have to objectively say that Rhyno is no layup to be a complete flop in this endeavor.\u00a0 In fact, I would venture to say that Dearborn, a community just outside of the maligned City of Detroit, probably couldn\u2019t do any worse with anyone else as representative, and that what they might just need is a guy that seems to legitimately care about his hometown.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The thing is, Rhyno, aside from his persona as the \u201cMan Beast,\u201d is actually a pretty articulate and intelligent guy.\u00a0 I remember the first time I saw him in an interview segment, where he was in street clothes consisting of a fluorescent colored polo shirt tucked into khakis, with his hair slicked back and tied off, with me thinking \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CcxDgGcWAAAjmlx.jpg\">who the hell is this Republican-looking guy<\/a>?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">That Republican-looking guy was actually Rhyno.\u00a0 And it turns out that Rhyno is actually running for state representative, as a Republican.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But the point was, Rhyno the man, and not the man beast, was a guy that spoke with an intelligence that I\u2019d bet translate well into other endeavors, including politics.\u00a0 When the day is over, Rhyno is a guy that cares about his hometown, has identified areas that he feels needs to be addressed, and gotten to a point to where if nobody else is going to do fight for it, why shouldn\u2019t he?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019m not going to likely ever say this again, but for a day, I\u2019d like to be a Michigan resident, so that I could vote for Rhyno.\u00a0 Not just because of all the obvious jokes about how he\u2019ll storm into office in full wrestling gear, and gore the shit out of everyone who says something he doesn\u2019t agree with, but frankly, I think he might be able to do good job.\u00a0 It\u2019s not like anyone in Dearborn, Detroit and all surrounding areas have set the bar particularly high for him, but it would be pretty awesome to hear that fucking\u00a0<em>Rhyno<\/em>\u00a0is the one helming the difference making.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OR ELSE YOU GET A\u00a0GORE! GORE! GOREEEE!!! If you\u2019re a wrestling fan, I dare you to try and read the rest of this post without having watched that YouTube montage first. Long story short: former professional wrestler, Terry \u201cRhyno\u201d Gerin declares that he will be running for state representative of his hometown of Dearborn, Michigan. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=42274\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">VOTE FOR RHYNO OR ELSE<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15,165,54,55],"class_list":["post-42274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-og","tag-politics","tag-wrestling","tag-wwe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42274"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42276,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42274\/revisions\/42276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}