{"id":42482,"date":"2016-07-04T21:34:33","date_gmt":"2016-07-05T01:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=42482"},"modified":"2020-07-22T21:34:47","modified_gmt":"2020-07-23T01:34:47","slug":"the-breakdown-of-the-willys-road-trip-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=42482","title":{"rendered":"The breakdown of the Willy\u2019s Road Trip contest"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Like the overcompetitive tryhard psychopath I am when it comes to Willy\u2019s, burritos and competition, when I heard about the Willy\u2019s Road Trip contest, and decided that I was going to do it, naturally it turned into a situation of \u201cha ha, you\u2019re crazy Danny,\u201d to a degree of planning and execution that really probably makes the people around me crook their head a little bit before looking at me next.<\/span><\/p>\n

So yeah, when I was giving a lot of thought about how I was going to approach this, I decided that I was going to finish it as fast as possible, and came up with a route that would optimize hitting as many Willy\u2019s on particular days, so that I could achieve this optimal finish.<\/span><\/p>\n

What I was banking on was the fact that among the 27 Willy\u2019s locations, four of them were within office buildings that had limited, Monday through Friday hours, hours as swift as 2:00 p.m. in one of them.\u00a0 I figure those four would trip up most other psychopaths (if there are any), because the contest started on a Friday, and those most gung-ho about it would have to be as nuts and have as little of a life as I did in order to get them tackled as soon as possible.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Anyway, the point of this post was that I wanted to make a table that chronicled the journey, with as many factoids as I can remember to put into it, so that all of my six readers can see just how much of a retard I am when it comes to the pursuit of some free Willy\u2019s.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Store<\/span><\/td>\nLocation<\/span><\/td>\nDate<\/span><\/td>\nOrder<\/span><\/td>\nSpent<\/span><\/td>\nParking<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#17<\/span><\/td>\nAT&T Lindbergh<\/span><\/td>\n7\/1<\/span><\/td>\nFountain Drink<\/span><\/td>\n$2.11<\/span><\/td>\n$1.00<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#11<\/span><\/td>\nAT&T Midtown<\/span><\/td>\n7\/1<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.43<\/span><\/td>\n$1.00<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#5<\/span><\/td>\nPeachtree Center<\/span><\/td>\n7\/1<\/span><\/td>\nSmall Guacamole\/Chips<\/span><\/td>\n$1.08<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.43<\/span><\/td>\n$8.00<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#19<\/span><\/td>\nGeorgia State University<\/span><\/td>\n7\/1<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.43<\/span><\/td>\n$0.75<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#15<\/span><\/td>\nEdgewood<\/span><\/td>\n7\/1<\/span><\/td>\nChicken Burrito<\/span><\/td>\n$8.29<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#20<\/span><\/td>\nPonce de Leon<\/span><\/td>\n7\/1<\/span><\/td>\nFountain Drink<\/span><\/td>\n$2.11<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#8<\/span><\/td>\nPiedmont Park<\/span><\/td>\n7\/1<\/span><\/td>\nSmall Guacamole\/Chips<\/span><\/td>\n$1.08<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#6<\/span><\/td>\nBuckhead<\/span><\/td>\n7\/1<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.43<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n$35.14<\/span><\/td>\n$35.14<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#16<\/span><\/td>\n(Fucking) Athens<\/span><\/td>\n7\/2<\/span><\/td>\nSteak Burrito\/Drink<\/span><\/td>\n$10.38<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#7<\/span><\/td>\nNorcross<\/span><\/td>\n7\/2<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.39<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#27<\/span><\/td>\nMilton<\/span><\/td>\n7\/2<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.41<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#26<\/span><\/td>\nRoswell<\/span><\/td>\n7\/2<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.41<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#25<\/span><\/td>\nKennesaw 1<\/span><\/td>\n7\/2<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.39<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#12<\/span><\/td>\nKennesaw 2<\/span><\/td>\n7\/2<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.39<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#18<\/span><\/td>\nEast Cobb<\/span><\/td>\n7\/2<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.39<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#3<\/span><\/td>\nMarietta<\/span><\/td>\n7\/2<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.39<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#2<\/span><\/td>\nVinings<\/span><\/td>\n7\/2<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.39<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#9<\/span><\/td>\nWest Paces Ferry<\/span><\/td>\n7\/2<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.43<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n$31.97<\/span><\/td>\n$67.11<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#24<\/span><\/td>\nPeachtree City<\/span><\/td>\n7\/3<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.39<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#10<\/span><\/td>\nPerimeter<\/span><\/td>\n7\/3<\/span><\/td>\nSmall Guacamole\/Chips<\/span><\/td>\n$1.07<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#23<\/span><\/td>\nSandy Springs<\/span><\/td>\n7\/3<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.41<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#1<\/span><\/td>\nNorth Buckhead<\/span><\/td>\n7\/3<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.43<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#21<\/span><\/td>\nBrookhaven<\/span><\/td>\n7\/3<\/span><\/td>\nFountain Drink<\/span><\/td>\n$2.09<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#22<\/span><\/td>\nNorth Druid Hills<\/span><\/td>\n7\/3<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.41<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#4<\/span><\/td>\nDecatur<\/span><\/td>\n7\/3<\/span><\/td>\nSnapple<\/span><\/td>\n$2.41<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#14<\/span><\/td>\nHowell Mill<\/span><\/td>\n7\/3<\/span><\/td>\nSuper Nachos, Frito Burrito, 2 alcoholic drinks<\/span><\/td>\n$28.84<\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n$44.05<\/span><\/td>\n$111.16<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
#13<\/span><\/td>\nHapeville<\/span><\/td>\n7\/4<\/span><\/td>\nMedium Guacamole, Snapple<\/span><\/td>\n$5.89<\/span><\/td>\n$117.05<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Having put this table together, I think two things stand out:<\/span><\/p>\n