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As is often times the natural state of rest in the City of Atlanta, I was sitting in some catastrophic traffic, and I noticed this on the minivan in front of me.\u00a0 Now I think I\u2019m pretty open-minded about the construction of family units, and I have no qualms with a mom and dad, two moms or two dads, or whatever; as long as any kids aren\u2019t raised to become shitheads, if it works, it works.<\/span><\/p>\n However, it doesn\u2019t mean I\u2019m not going to question something if it seems unorthodox to me; like a family decal that appears to look like two dads, a mom, three children and one poop emoji with arms and legs.\u00a0 Now the poop emoji might just possibly be a baby, as indicative by the baby on board placard, but I\u2019m admittedly puzzled by the presence of three <\/em>parents.\u00a0 Hey, if it works, it works, but it\u2019s still out of the ordinary by traditional standards.<\/span><\/p>\n Like, are they polygamists?\u00a0 Swingers?\u00a0 I mean, in some way all polygamists are kind of swingers.\u00a0 I guess there are just more questions than anything else for me, like if there are four kids in the equation, like, are they all from the decal-ed mom?\u00a0 All from one of the dads?\u00a0 Or a mixture of fathers?\u00a0 I\u2019m okay with the idea of it, but it does make me cringe a little bit to think of the four kids being like two from one dad, two from the other; this, I cannot help, because I don\u2019t imagine I would like sharing my spouse, much less for procreation purposes, but, if it works for them, it works.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Either way, I\u2019m not necessarily sure advertising a polygamist family unit is the best idea to do in the state of Georgia.\u00a0 I don\u2019t care to research out the answer, and I don\u2019t want the query of polygamy laws in Georgia showing up in my search history, but I\u2019ve watched enough My Five Wives<\/em> on TLC to know that polygamy is typically not the social norm and not necessarily deemed acceptable in many places in the United States.<\/span><\/p>\n Ultimately, it\u2019s probably a decal to identify an adult son or something, but even that begs the question of just how fucking young mom was when she got knocked up, to where she could now have an adult son, as well as birth out a poo emoji in the current.\u00a0 But it\u2019s more entertaining to imagine that they\u2019re polygamists or swingers, especially when you\u2019re sitting in mind-numbing Atlanta traffic.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As is often times the natural state of rest in the City of Atlanta, I was sitting in some catastrophic traffic, and I noticed this on the minivan in front of me.\u00a0 Now I think I\u2019m pretty open-minded about the construction of family units, and I have no qualms with a mom and dad, two … Continue reading Still trying to figure this out<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,143,10,49],"class_list":["post-42528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-ohatlanta","tag-traffic","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42528"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42530,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42528\/revisions\/42530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}