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REVA (Re\u00edr en voz alta (laugh out loud))<\/a>: Gawker sold to Univision for $135 million dollars as a result of getting destroyed by Hulk Hogan<\/span><\/p>\n lol, Univision.\u00a0 The entity best known for its Spanish-language television and ridiculously hot Hispanic weather girls on their news broadcasts.\u00a0 They\u2019re the ones buying Gawker, a husk of an internet rag once known for shitty, mostly plagiarized content with no regard for people.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n It\u2019s like a match made in a South American hell, full of piss, tequila, corn tortillas and coatis.\u00a0 This is mixing Wilfred<\/em> with a Danny Trejo film.<\/span><\/p>\n And all because Gawker just had to fuck with Hulk Hogan.\u00a0 Wrestling might be known to be \u201cfake,\u201d but there\u2019s nothing fake about the power of retribution and good triumphing over evil that Hulkamania embodies.\u00a0 The Iron Sheik, Andre the Giant, Randy Savage, Earthquake, Sgt. Slaughter, Ric Flair and even Vince McMahon.\u00a0 There is nothing in the world that overpower Hulkamania; much less a sleazy internet shit-rag like Gawker.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n I mean, there\u2019s really no point in re-hashing the story for like the fiftieth time on the brog that six people read and can\u2019t even see currently.\u00a0 But the fact that just whenever I think the story is dead and cooling, shit like Univision purchasing the remains of Gawker happen, and the dust is kicked up all over again.<\/span><\/p>\n And every time Gawker\u2019s dead carcass is beaten again, it\u2019s just like whenever Hulk Hogan pulled his political clout and continued to bury his fallen foes repeatedly even after the feuds were believed to have ended.<\/span><\/p>\n It\u2019s like Hogan beating Sgt. Slaughter for the World championship at Wrestlemania.\u00a0 He goes on to win whatever rematch they have, then he beats him against on like Saturday Night Main Event<\/em>, and then at SummerSlam, he tags with the Ultimate Warrior to beat Slaughter and his Middle Eastern cronies one more time.\u00a0 And just when we think the feud is truly over, Hogan makes a beeline for Sgt. Slaughter during the Royal Rumble, and throws him over the top rope.It\u2019s pretty much just like that, except instead of Sgt. Slaughter, it\u2019s Gawker, and instead of throwing them over the top rope into elimination, he\u2019s basically throwing them into like, the Gulf of Mexico.<\/span><\/p>\n Everyone seems to think it\u2019s over whenever the next level of depravity is reached by Gawker, but until the Hulkster says it\u2019s over, it\u2019s not going to be over.\u00a0 Who\u2019s to say that Hulk Hogan doesn\u2019t big boot the door down to Univision HQ, take all of Gawker\u2019s physical assets and drop the big leg on them, and since dropping a leg onto an inanimate object is useless, he can then just take a piss on them and walk out of the building, while Real American <\/em>blares over the PA system of a Spanish media company and drives away in his red and yellow Dodge Viper.<\/span><\/p>\n Then, maybe it will be over. 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