{"id":42634,"date":"2016-09-18T14:46:57","date_gmt":"2016-09-18T18:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=42634"},"modified":"2020-08-19T23:07:24","modified_gmt":"2020-08-20T03:07:24","slug":"thoughts-on-europe-and-cruising-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=42634","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts on Europe and cruising, part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-42635 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_4649-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_4649-1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_4649-1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">After Santorini, I was a little skeptical about the other Greek stop, in <strong>Katakolon<\/strong>.\u00a0 But it didn\u2019t require us to wake up at 6 a.m., and the schedule was pretty comprehensive from departure to return, so that meant transportation was taken care of.\u00a0 Katakolon was the destination in name only, since ultimately we were immediately shuttled to <strong>Olympia<\/strong>, to visit the site of the very first Olympic games.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">As a whole, Olympia was pretty cool to see, and learn about how the first Olympics came to be; there were no trials or any of the niggling politics that corrupt, mire and consume modern day Olympic games, but rather a process of knowing some of the Greek language, and simply thinking you\u2019re better than others at particular events.\u00a0 Like imagine if some nobody walks into the next Olympics, says he can beat Usain Bolt, and then <em>actually does it<\/em>?\u00a0 That would be pretty mind-blowing, but that\u2019s kind of what the first Olympics was like.\u00a0 It\u2019s a little surreal to stand on the marble starting blocks that have stood for hundreds of years, and a hundred more of tourists all pretending like they\u2019re going to sprint, and knowing that at some point in ancient time, were men sprinting for basically nothing more than bragging rights.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Also, while in Olympia, we ate some actual Greek gyros.\u00a0 They were pretty damn good, coming from the source.\u00a0 After a brief tour of one of the oldest wineries in Greece, we were back on the bus and then back to the ship; unlike Santorini, there was almost no time for independent exploration, much to my dismay.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I would never have predicted it as such, but if it were up to me, I think the shore excursion experience would have been better had they gone in the reverse order.\u00a0 Greece is undoubtedly a cool country rich in history, culture and probably way better food than I was privy to experience, but there\u2019s no denying in my opinion that the quality of the excursions went downhill from the strong start in Croatia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Shore excursions are a great way to sample a whole lot of local flavor in short amounts of time, but as far as my preferences are concerned, I wished there was some more downtime and time for independent exploration built into these port stops.\u00a0 Each stop afforded enough time for dining or shopping, but rarely both.\u00a0 Meals in Dubrovnik and Olympia were great, but having to scramble for souvenirs and sights in the remnant minutes prior to having to get on a bus was not enjoyable, and I don\u2019t think my words suffice at describing the enraging experience of <em>wanting to<\/em> get from point A to point B in Santorini.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Moving onto <strong>the cruise <\/strong>itself, I will say that I enjoyed the new experience, but it wasn\u2019t without flaws either.\u00a0 Overall, it\u2019s great to know that your room will be meticulously service twice a day unless instructed to not do so, and there\u2019s a decent variety of things to do or indulge in at almost any point of the day.\u00a0 I took a lot of enjoyment of knowing that I could roll out of bed, head upstairs and indulge in a heaping plate of bacon, waffles, corned beef hash and potatoes, with as much coffee as I wanted to drink.\u00a0 It was nice knowing that if I wanted a soft serve cone, or if the gambling itch hit me, there were both ice cream machines as well as blackjack tables available.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The general availability of things to accommodate relaxation is pretty abundant, and sometimes it\u2019s hard for me to fathom that these massive resorts that float pretty much ferry to and from and to and from on a regular basis, one cruise after another for months.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Additionally, I\u2019m delighted to know that in spite of my susceptibility for motion sickness in first\/third-person games, actually being on a cruise didn\u2019t make me seasick.\u00a0 Now I\u2019m stuck with two containers of Dramamine that didn\u2019t go used, but perhaps I can use them for when I delve back into future console games.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But as I said, the cruise experience also wasn\u2019t perfect, but I\u2019m glad to have experienced everything first-hand, so I know for the future where to set my expectations.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The food, despite its abundance in availability, I would have to say was probably at a 6, tops on a scale of 1 to 10.\u00a0 The breakfast buffet variety never changed, and despite the fact that I could\u2019ve eaten three plates at a time if I wanted to, I just didn\u2019t, and simply ate to make sure I had energy to burn for shore excursions, or to stave off the morning hunger.\u00a0 The fancier meals that we had to schedule, were a slight uptick in quality, but apparently patrons are more or less pigeon-holed into the same section for the duration of their cruise, and we were seated in a section where we had this waiter from India who kept calling me \u201cboy,\u201d which I get is probably a cultural thing, but really began pissing me off after the fifth or sixth time.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The best meal of the cruise, was to no real surprise, the one that I paid for, which was a four-course experience with wine, that was leaps and bounds better than anything else had on the cruise.\u00a0 It wasn\u2019t cheap, but for anyone doing a Royal Caribbean cruise, I would highly recommend Chef\u2019s Table, but not on your final night, since you might get drunk, and being addled the following morning might not be a great feeling.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Out of the control of any cruise, is the monumental numbers of people who ride them, and when you have large numbers of people, no one of them is as dumb as all of them.\u00a0 Whether they were a bunch of idiot Brits splashing and doing cannonballs into a 5\u20191 pool, ornery old Italian women with no spatial awareness, or just parents who had the foolish decision to bring their children and don\u2019t actually parent them.\u00a0 There were times when the massive numbers of people made sure that there would be no tables in the dining room, no chairs on the deck, or no place to set your stuff at poolside.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">However, under the control of any cruise is the guest services, which for whatever reason, at no point during the entire cruise, the line for, was always packed.\u00a0 Maybe more wiley passengers just kept going up to argue charges, or make demands, but whether you wanted to settle bills, or ask for a pen to use, it was the same line, and at the one time in which I needed to get something from them, they were naturally packed, and it agitated the shit out of me, especially while I was kind of drunk already.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Also, as I was warned ahead of time by those who have cruised before, cruises are notorious for being vague and ambiguous when it comes to what is actually complimentary, and what costs money.\u00a0 Especially in the dining experiences is this prevalent, when a server asks if you would like coffee or a cappuccino; a coffee is free, and a cappuccino is not.\u00a0 Answering to any of these inquiries results in a \u201cSeaPass (charge card) please,\u201d and the internal struggle to not want to look cheap and renege on the spot, and ultimately pay an exorbitant cost for something never worth it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Needless to say, it became a game for us to guess what our final incidentals bill was going to be; I mean, we\u2019d been paying for the cruise over the span of a calendar year, why wouldn\u2019t they be trying to bilk more money out of us while actually on it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Overall, cruising was still a pretty good experience.\u00a0 I can\u2019t say that I \u2018d do every single shore excursion again, knowing just how much they pack into them, and make them these frantic rush tours, but alternatively, get off the boat on my own accord and do some independent exploration, perhaps.\u00a0 I would like to probably capitalize on stuff like drink plans to negate some of the extraneous drink charges for a cocktail or three, maybe bring my running shoes, because running laps around a sea-breezy deck seemed like a fun idea, and just simply take more time to relax on the ship.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>**<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Back on land, mythical gf and I decided to spend a few extra days in Italy to explore a little bit.\u00a0 She being an art history buff, and me being a glutton that loves food, <strong>Florence <\/strong>seemed like a great place to satiate both agendas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">To cut to the chase, Florence was easily the best city seen in Italy.\u00a0 It\u2019s a beautiful city that exudes its history, has an old fashioned charm about it, and there\u2019s pretty much art history at every corner.\u00a0 It\u2019s full of narrow cramped buildings and streets, and is overloaded with tourists, but I still have nothing but good things to say about the place overall.\u00a0 I genuinely felt like I was in a foreign country, enjoyed walking around everywhere we went, and ate tons of great food while there.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">So with that being said, now that I\u2019ve had pasta, in Italy, supposedly the way it\u2019s supposed to be, I kind of realize the differences of all the pasta I\u2019ve eaten in my life prior.\u00a0 Mostly revolving around overcooked pasta, but eating it from the source was pretty great.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Pizza in Italy was good, but it wasn\u2019t so different eating it there than artisans in America have crafted to anoint it as such a mecca of food or anything.\u00a0 After eating pizza in Italy, it was decided that pasta was probably a better idea in the end.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">A day trip to <strong>Rome <\/strong>saw such historical institutions like the Coliseum, the Roman Forum, Trevi Fountain, and Vatican City, but outside of those landmarks, it too, feels like just another large metropolis.\u00a0 Don\u2019t get me wrong, Rome was a cool place to visit, and it\u2019s nice to be able to say that I\u2019ve been to Rome, but give me a choice of where I\u2019d rather stay, and Florence wins out every time.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">As far as this vacation is concerned, as an entire body, I\u2019ll easily declare it a success.\u00a0 When I was single, I never had any aspirations to really travel internationally or anything, and mythical gf has kind of been the coaxing I\u2019ve always needed to get out of my comfort zone a little bit, and explore the big world we live in a little more comprehensively.\u00a0 Together, we visited ten cities\/towns in six countries, ate lots of food, drank lots of wine, saw some art, history, and put countless miles on our feet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I feel a little bit more worldly, and justified that I\u2019m getting out in the world and living my life, unlike those who have been lamenting their envy of my trip, citing that they don\u2019t feel capable of doing such on account of settling down and having kids and such.\u00a0 I\u2019m not saying I don\u2019t want any of that in the future, but I\u2019d like to continue seeing the world while it\u2019s still realistically possible.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After Santorini, I was a little skeptical about the other Greek stop, in Katakolon.\u00a0 But it didn\u2019t require us to wake up at 6 a.m., and the schedule was pretty comprehensive from departure to return, so that meant transportation was taken care of.\u00a0 Katakolon was the destination in name only, since ultimately we were immediately &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=42634\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Thoughts on Europe and cruising, part 2<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[97,45,56,177,65,166,49],"class_list":["post-42634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-booze","tag-fail","tag-food","tag-mythical","tag-travel","tag-vacation","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42634"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47218,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42634\/revisions\/47218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}