{"id":44347,"date":"2017-01-11T22:06:56","date_gmt":"2017-01-12T02:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44347"},"modified":"2020-07-29T22:07:06","modified_gmt":"2020-07-30T02:07:06","slug":"going-to-run-a-train-on-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44347","title":{"rendered":"Going to run a train on them"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This is why I\u2019ll never not be fat<\/a>: Taco Bell preparing to unveil the Naked Chicken Chalupa on January 26, where the shell is fried chicken<\/span><\/p>\n

My only question is, why is there no meat <\/em>inside the shell???<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I get that the shell itself is meat, but at this point, why not go full retard and stuff the meat shell with, more meat?\u00a0 Is it a fear of combining the requisite prison-grade squirrel meat they call beef inside of a chicken exterior?\u00a0 Why not fill the chicken shell with the same chopped up chicken they use to fill any of the other menu items that are filled with chicken usually?<\/span><\/p>\n

Why are they settling for just meat on the outside when there\u2019s plenty of room for meat on the inside as well??<\/span><\/p>\n

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Even if they didn\u2019t want to go full retard with the meat, I think they missed an opportunity to go reverse meta on us fat people by not putting some Fritos, Doritos or something remotely traditional corn shell-like on the inside of the fried chicken exterior.\u00a0 Clearly, they didn\u2019t test this with enough fat motherfuckers to get genius ideas like this.<\/span><\/p>\n

It doesn\u2019t matter though.\u00a0 I\u2019m still intrigued, interested, and most definitely on a one-way course to the nearest Taco Bell the first opportunity I get on or after January 26.\u00a0 This is a magnificent train wreck of a food item that is literally begging to be consumed in great quantities by me, regardless of how much they will cost.<\/span><\/p>\n

Undoubtedly, a train will be run on these things, but the bigger question is just how long the train is going to be?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is why I\u2019ll never not be fat: Taco Bell preparing to unveil the Naked Chicken Chalupa on January 26, where the shell is fried chicken My only question is, why is there no meat inside the shell??? I get that the shell itself is meat, but at this point, why not go full retard … Continue reading Going to run a train on them<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[120,56,49],"class_list":["post-44347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fat-people","tag-food","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44347"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44349,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44347\/revisions\/44349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}