{"id":44358,"date":"2017-01-16T22:17:02","date_gmt":"2017-01-17T02:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44358"},"modified":"2020-07-29T22:17:15","modified_gmt":"2020-07-30T02:17:15","slug":"happy-moloch-day-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44358","title":{"rendered":"Happy Moloch Day 2017!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I\u2019ll keep it short because I unfortunately do not have the luxury of having the day off this year, like I have in prior Moloch Days.\u00a0 Working for The Man has its occasional drawbacks.<\/span><\/p>\n

But anyway, much the same as the ancient Aramaic alphabet came before the Common Tongue, MLK came long, long, long before MLK; which obviously, if you\u2019ve been reading my brog for a while now, obviously is in reference to ancient demon god Moloch, came long before Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.<\/span><\/p>\n

Therefore, any calendar too lazy to clarify the difference and simply states \u201cMLK Day,\u201d they are automatically Pagan infidels who are spending the day honoring his demon holiness, Moloch.\u00a0 By proxy, they are completely okay with human sacrifices, preferably in the form of young children.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sorry if the laziness of others reveals to you hordes of people bragging on social media how they have day off because of MLK, but they\u2019re really praising Moloch for slaughtering some children and granting you a little bit of off-time from the office.\u00a0 Sorry if \u201cMartin Luther King\u201d is a mouthful too, but if you really want to clarify that you\u2019re celebrating the existence of a civil rights leader, you really need to clarify, otherwise the demon god Moloch is more than happy to take credit for your PTO.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u2019ll keep it short because I unfortunately do not have the luxury of having the day off this year, like I have in prior Moloch Days.\u00a0 Working for The Man has its occasional drawbacks. But anyway, much the same as the ancient Aramaic alphabet came before the Common Tongue, MLK came long, long, long before … Continue reading Happy Moloch Day 2017!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[101],"class_list":["post-44358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44359,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44358\/revisions\/44359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}