{"id":44399,"date":"2017-02-06T23:20:28","date_gmt":"2017-02-07T03:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44399"},"modified":"2020-07-29T23:20:41","modified_gmt":"2020-07-30T03:20:41","slug":"greetings-from-chokelanta-georgia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44399","title":{"rendered":"Greetings from Chokelanta, Georgia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-44400\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2failcons.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2failcons.jpg 510w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2failcons-300x171.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Where choking isn\u2019t just commonplace, it\u2019s a way of life.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I had a sinking feeling in my stomach when the Falcons failed to even secure a field goal, after a <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/juliofail-1.jpg\">game-defining Julio Jones catch<\/a> followed immediately by some negative plays, taking them out of field goal range and resulting in a punt.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The sinking feeling sunk even more when Julian Edleman made <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/failcons.jpg\">the catch of the game<\/a>, where he managed to secure the ball amidst a deflection off of a hand and a leg while surrounded by and getting pelted by three Atlanta players while simultaneously managing to keep the ball from hitting the ground.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The feeling completely sunk when the Patriots scored the game-tying touchdown and subsequent two-point conversion.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">And I threw the in the towel as soon as the coin flip landed heads and the Patriots would start the first overtime in Superb Owl history with possession of the ball.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Anyone who watches a ton of sports, see patterns in the rhythm, and\/or narrative of sports games.\u00a0 Fans watching on television, those in attendance, and even the players and coaches alike.\u00a0 Inherently, if games were decided on paper, they would never have to be played in the venues, which often leads to the adage of \u201cthat\u2019s why the games are played,\u201d because spectators really don\u2019t know why might happen.\u00a0 That\u2019s the allure of upsets, because the unexpected has happened.\u00a0 But the thing is, once the game is under way, and rhythms and momentums are established, sometimes things become predictable, and things can become expected.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">In the case of Superb Owl Lee, when the Falcons suddenly became offensively inept in the second half of the game, the writing showed up on the wall, that if there was going to be any hope of victory, it was going to have to be held onto, instead of reached for and taken.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But because the Falcons are a team from Atlanta, and Atlanta knows nothing but defeat, the Falcons did only what was possible, based on where they came from, and the New England Patriots are once again Super Bowl champions, and yet another Atlanta team falls short of a championship, further cementing the legacy that Atlanta is pretty much the worst sporting town in the country and is on Cleveland-level of being a laughing stock.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019ll admit that in spite of the defeatist expectations and the pessimism going into Superb Owl Lee, I genuinely felt in my heart that the Falcons had a chance.\u00a0 Despite the false bravado that defeat was inevitable, and that Tom Brady was god-incarnate, I really did want the Falcons to win. Not just the Falcons, but the city of Atlanta, to possibly taste the joy of victory.\u00a0 I have no beef with the Patriots, but this time, I wanted to see them lose, and give way to the ascension of Atlanta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">When the Falcons scored first, I thought to myself that \u201cit\u2019s just one score, New England will answer it right away.\u201d\u00a0 It didn\u2019t happen, and I plead guilty to allowing a modicum of hope to grow in spite of myself.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">When the Falcons went up 14-0 on Ryan-to-Hooper, I scrunched my brow at the perplexity of why New England wasn\u2019t playing better.\u00a0 However, this is where the seed of concern was sown that not only were the Pats digging their own grave by allowing Atlanta to get up two scores, but Atlanta was creating a higher fall from grace if they were to inevitably let the lead slip away.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But when Tom Brady threw a pick-six to Robert Alford and the Falcons jumped up 21-0, I began to think in my head \u201cis this really happening?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I admit, when the game went into halftime with the score 21-3, I felt pretty okay.\u00a0 Sure, I knew that there was still an entire half of football yet to be played, but I actually allowed myself to feel some confidence, and actually look towards the future, of words I\u2019d say, a post I\u2019d write and feelings I\u2019d feel, if and when an Atlanta team would actually capture a championship.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">During a lull between Lady Gaga and the start of the second half, I did something stupid, and I checked my phone.\u00a0 Between text messages and social media, I realized that other people, less paranoid and probably less sports-worldly than I, were pretty much phoning it in, and preemptively anointing the Atlanta Falcons as champions.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">This, is behavior that I do not condone, do not participate in (unless feebly attempting to reverse jinx the team I want to lose), and ultimately abhor greatly.\u00a0 Absolutely nothing is worse than celebrating early, except maybe the American political climate.\u00a0 Seriously, the Worst Things Ever list would look like:<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Politics<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Celebrating early<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Cancer<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Atlanta morning radio<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I saw people gushing their jubilation at a \u201clocked up\u201d Falcons victory.\u00a0 I saw one person starting to preemptively make plans to go Downtown tomorrow (today) for a predicted Falcons celebratory parade or something, which made my eye twitch.\u00a0 And a brother of mine had been texting me about how Tom Brady was finished and that I should stop being so pessimistic at denied the inevitable victory.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I wanted every single one of these people to shut the fuck up, but it was too late.\u00a0 And that was pretty much the beginning of the end, as far as I\u2019m concerned.\u00a0 Next thing we know, Tom Brady found Julian Edleman and Danny Amendola on <em>every single fucking snap<\/em> yet the Falcons were completely powerless to stop it, despite the fact that everyone on the fucking planet knew it was going to one of them including a dead and blind Ray Charles and then the game was tied and headed into overtime.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Every time Joe Buck mentioned a convoluted stat about largest leads, or \u201cnever happened in the Super Bowl,\u201d I just wanted to put my fist through a wall, because these are the kinds of things begging to be jinxed and reversed.\u00a0 When fans start buying into them, and believing that because it\u2019s never happened it\u2019s not going to happen, then that\u2019s Murphy\u2019s Law, and history being made is what Atlanta exists for.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Really though, all this angst and saltiness I feel today, it\u2019s all my fault.\u00a0 I let myself get caught up in the want for an Atlanta victory, foolishly, because Atlanta doesn\u2019t ever do anything but choke.\u00a0 I shouldn\u2019t gripe about other, more optimistic, more hopeful people for their lack of understanding of superstitious wills, hexes, jinxes and Murphy\u2019s Laws of watching sports; ultimately, there\u2019s nothing wrong with really wanting to get caught up in a storm of jubilation, and a lot of people gush because they <em>just don\u2019t know <\/em>the rules of watching sports.\u00a0 It\u2019s none of their faults that Atlanta will forever be known as the city whose sports teams simply are incapable of getting over the hump, and where second place isn\u2019t just a way of life, it\u2019s the peak of the mountain.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Everything everyone says about Atlanta sports is dead on.\u00a0 Verified, justified and cemented.\u00a0 This is simply a city in which soul-sucking defeats and unfulfilled expectations aren\u2019t just accidental, <em>they\u2019re supposed to happen<\/em>.\u00a0 This is just the latest chapter in sports writers and Atlanta detractors have just been re-fueled to remind all vested eyes and ears about how much Atlanta sucks.\u00a0 I admit, these are the types people I wanted to see have their mouths STFU\u2019d more than anyone, but that\u2019s not going to happen, now and presumably ever.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I should really fucking hate sports for the misery they put me through on a somewhat regular basis, but I keep tuning in, because being a sports fan is like being in an abusive relationship.\u00a0 We tune in and watch and get vested and have hopes, and for what?\u00a0 Unattainable goals, and championship peaks of one in fields of so many, where things like bad ownership, investor agendas, free agency and player greed, among other factors, muddy up the waters on a regular basis.\u00a0 We tune in and hope for regular season wins, so that we have chances to see our teams in postseason play, and then what?\u00a0 Choke jobs and even more soul-wrenching defeats on from higher plateaus against stronger and better competitors.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Only the Falcons could lose the Superb Owl in the way that they did.\u00a0 I mean, just look at Superb Owls of prior years; The Ravens almost choked it away, but held on, the way the Falcons should have.\u00a0 The Broncos simply got blown away by the Seahawks.\u00a0 The Pats and Seahawks played a classically competitive game that was defined by one critical Seattle mistake.\u00a0 And the Broncos ground and defended a perceived superior Carolina Panthers to death a year ago.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But nobody in recent history had really blown the game open the way the Falcons did, and allowed for such a massive, epic comeback and manage to lose.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Only the Falcons.\u00a0 Because they play for Atlanta, and Atlanta is the city of chokers, the city of losers, and the city that simply doesn\u2019t know how to win.\u00a0 If there were trophies for choking, Atlanta would have more trophies than the rest of the NFL combined.\u00a0 I don\u2019t imagine people would like reading such words as much as I don\u2019t like to write them out, but until this city proves us fucking wrong, it\u2019s the sad and unfortunate truth.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">This is where I might say \u201cthank god baseball is around the corner,\u201d but there\u2019s no joy in Braves town either.\u00a0 I still think the organization is crooked and greedy, and no matter how much I know I shouldn\u2019t, I take it out on the players by rooting against them and being ambivalent about the results of their games.\u00a0 I\u2019ve already kind of decided that this year I\u2019m kind of interested in the Houston Astros, and I\u2019m not really looking forward to the baseball season much at all otherwise.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Man, fuck sports.\u00a0 God I\u2019m salty today keke<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where choking isn\u2019t just commonplace, it\u2019s a way of life. I had a sinking feeling in my stomach when the Falcons failed to even secure a field goal, after a game-defining Julio Jones catch followed immediately by some negative plays, taking them out of field goal range and resulting in a punt. 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