{"id":44618,"date":"2017-05-02T16:45:35","date_gmt":"2017-05-02T20:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44618"},"modified":"2020-08-01T16:45:46","modified_gmt":"2020-08-01T20:45:46","slug":"unexpected-but-unsurprising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44618","title":{"rendered":"Unexpected, but unsurprising"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-44619 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/xpac_lol.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/xpac_lol.jpg 510w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/xpac_lol-300x194.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/sports\/2017\/05\/02\/former-wwe-wrestler-x-pac-arrested-drug-possession-charges\/101198518\/\">I can\u2019t for the life of my say that I\u2019m at all surprised by this<\/a>: Sean Waltman AKA X-Pac, busted with a whole lot of drugs with the intent to sell<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">My friend texted me this story, along with the commentary that this was the least surprising story in the world.\u00a0 I can\u2019t say that I disagree one bit.\u00a0 X-Pac getting busted for pot and meth seems about as much of a shocker as <a href=\"http:\/\/assets.nydailynews.com\/polopoly_fs\/1.74003.1465936385!\/img\/httpImage\/image.jpg_gen\/derivatives\/gallery_1200\/lance-bass.jpg\">finding out Lance Bass was gay<\/a> on the cover of <em>People<\/em> magazine.\u00a0 Perhaps it\u2019s the fact that X-Pac has looked like the living embodiment of a sexual transmitted disease for the better part of his professional life makes it seem like such a no-brainer, or perhaps it\u2019s the fact that he\u2019s allegedly been connected to lots of drug use in his life previously that does it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">An unsubstantiated remark sure, but he did make a sex tape with Chyna (RIP); it happening without the aid of some drugs seems kind of unbelievable too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Whatever though, there\u2019s just something funny about seeing anything at all about X-Pac in the news.\u00a0 He\u2019s pretty much a living joke, and even the mere mention of the phrase \u201cX-Pac\u201d is enough to draw snickers out of anyone who\u2019s ever watched pro-wrestling in the 90s.\u00a0 The fact that he was dumb enough to be caught with a ton of drugs in the first place just adds to the amusement in the story, because <em>of course<\/em> X-Pac, the guy who made the better part of his career chopping an X over this genitals and saying \u201csuck it\u201d on cable television whom one of his signature moves was shoving his crotch in the face of a prone opponent, was caught with a ton of drugs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">There\u2019s really not a whole lot of additional commentary I can add to this, as much as I\u2019d have expected to churn out a thousand words about the topic.\u00a0 X-Pac\u2019s always been reputed as a scumbag, so to see him getting caught for actually being one isn\u2019t at all surprising.\u00a0 Again, it\u2019s just more amusing that X-Pac is in the news again at all.\u00a0 At least his other Kliq buddies have sort of been doing some less illegal things with their lives lately, like visiting a buddy who <a href=\"http:\/\/thecomeback.com\/wwe\/nwo-reunites-to-help-scott-steiner-open-up-a-shoneys.html\">opened up his very own Shoney\u2019s<\/a>.\u00a0 God damn, does Scott Steiner look like a fucking jacked Colonel Sanders in that photo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I got nothing else.\u00a0 X-Pac, lol.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can\u2019t for the life of my say that I\u2019m at all surprised by this: Sean Waltman AKA X-Pac, busted with a whole lot of drugs with the intent to sell My friend texted me this story, along with the commentary that this was the least surprising story in the world.\u00a0 I can\u2019t say that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44618\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Unexpected, but unsurprising<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[112,45,30,52,54,55],"class_list":["post-44618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-crime","tag-fail","tag-justice","tag-owned","tag-wrestling","tag-wwe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44618"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44620,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44618\/revisions\/44620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}