{"id":44682,"date":"2017-05-24T22:00:15","date_gmt":"2017-05-25T02:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44682"},"modified":"2020-08-01T22:00:44","modified_gmt":"2020-08-02T02:00:44","slug":"the-outcomes-are-fixed-but-the-moves-are-still-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44682","title":{"rendered":"The outcomes are fixed, but the moves are still real"},"content":{"rendered":"

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And highly dangerous in the hands of untrained Missouri rednecks.\u00a0 There\u2019s an amount of jokes I\u2019d want to say in light of the context of this story, but considering a two-year old little girl was killed because a man was a stupid piece of shit<\/a>, I will try to be a little selective with my choice of words.<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019d be lying if I didn\u2019t demonstrate my adult strength over a child before, but the difference is that I\u2019m not actually throwing my nephew or the kids of my friends in any manner that can cause anything other than delirious laughter and want for repeat performances.\u00a0 But that\u2019s the difference between adults with brains, and those without.<\/span><\/p>\n

Considering the perpetrator in question here was actively abusing his teenaged girlfriend\u2019s kid to begin with, it\u2019s almost another level of sadism that he was performing wrestling moves with the likely intent that wrestlers portray on television, but with no training from either party, resulted in actual pain and damage.<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m actually surprised that the article actually names any specific moves, citing that among the numerous physical traumas inflicted on the kid, one of them was a Batista Bomb<\/a>, which those in the know, know is a sit-down power bomb.\u00a0 Honestly, I\u2019m actually perplexed on how this actually worked considering the difference in sizes between a 24-year old idiot and a 2-year old toddler; like dropping into a sitting position would physically make it impossible for the kid to hit simultaneously, but why am I even bothering pondering this, when the lack of training probably made things worse, in a lethal way.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Either way, it\u2019s a sad story all around.\u00a0 Obviously, the loss of life is the biggest tragedy of all, but it\u2019s also depressing that there are people a combination of stupid, sadistic and murderous to do shit like this.\u00a0 And I kind of feel bad for the pro-wrestling industry, that no matter how many disclaimers, warnings and PSAs they put out, primarily intended to educate and deter children from slamming other children, they still can\u2019t stop an idiot adult from deciding to power bomb a toddler.<\/span><\/p>\n

And it really must be a buzzkill for Dave Bautista himself, who\u2019s probably riding a little bit of a high with the favorable reviews for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2<\/em>, to be the most famous example of a fairly regular move that just killed a kid.<\/span><\/p>\n

The Batista Bomb could be lethal; who\u2019d have thunk it??<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And highly dangerous in the hands of untrained Missouri rednecks.\u00a0 There\u2019s an amount of jokes I\u2019d want to say in light of the context of this story, but considering a two-year old little girl was killed because a man was a stupid piece of shit, I will try to be a little selective with my … Continue reading The outcomes are fixed, but the moves are still real<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[112,45,41,54],"class_list":["post-44682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-crime","tag-fail","tag-movies","tag-wrestling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44682"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44684,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44682\/revisions\/44684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}