{"id":44715,"date":"2017-06-06T22:30:57","date_gmt":"2017-06-07T02:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44715"},"modified":"2020-08-01T22:31:08","modified_gmt":"2020-08-02T02:31:08","slug":"now-its-time-to-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44715","title":{"rendered":"Now it\u2019s time to party"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Honestly, I\u2019ve lost track of all the contents of all the trucks that have overturned, crashed and dumped their contents all over Georgia highways.\u00a0 I remember off the top of my head the hams, some potatoes, a few beer trucks, and the recent spilling of watermelons all over the highway, but the intricate list of everything I\u2019ve posted in the past is kind of forgotten in the time being while my site is still mostly offline.<\/span><\/p>\n

So my general intentions of trying to see what ingredients were available, that might be able to pair or mix with the truck full of Jack Daniels that overturned on the ramp to I-75 south<\/a> this morning is not really going to happen, but if anything at all, we can simply add a liquor truck to the hall of pain of rogues to have crashed and dumped all their shit onto the roads.<\/span><\/p>\n

The funny thing about this particular situation is that given its location, near a lot of bougie, WASPy area is the speed in which this was taken care of.\u00a0 At the time of me writing about this, the truck has already been uprighted, and will probably be towed off and cleared by the time I\u2019m done vomiting words about the incident.\u00a0 Coincidentally, all those who contributed to the expedient resolution of the incident just might be absconding with any unbroken cargo, and when loss prevention tries to inventory the payload, they\u2019ll just be deemed lost assets.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Of course<\/em> a liquor truck tipped over and crashed off of Mt. Paran Rd.\u00a0 Honestly, it was probably done intentionally, so that the degenerate drunks from Buckhead could quickly converge on the wreckage to swipe anything they could before the authorities and cleanup crew could get to it.<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s also funny to think that because the truck wrap was for Jack Fire, Jack Daniels\u2019 equivalent to Fireball, the whole area is going to smell like sickeningly sweet cinnamon for a little while.\u00a0 Seems fitting, given its proximity to the gaudy mcmansions of Buckhead full of alcoholics.<\/span><\/p>\n

Regardless, given the sheer volume and variety of food stuffs sacrificed to the gods of Georgia roads, I can\u2019t say that I recall there being any hard shit prior to this one.\u00a0 Several beer trucks sure have crashed and dumped their suds on the road before, but no liquor \u2013 until now.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Honestly, I\u2019ve lost track of all the contents of all the trucks that have overturned, crashed and dumped their contents all over Georgia highways.\u00a0 I remember off the top of my head the hams, some potatoes, a few beer trucks, and the recent spilling of watermelons all over the highway, but the intricate list of … Continue reading Now it\u2019s time to party<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[97,45,143,52,10,170],"class_list":["post-44715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-booze","tag-fail","tag-ohatlanta","tag-owned","tag-traffic","tag-truck-spill"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44715"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44717,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44715\/revisions\/44717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}