{"id":45623,"date":"2018-01-16T15:26:24","date_gmt":"2018-01-16T19:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=45623"},"modified":"2020-08-05T15:26:43","modified_gmt":"2020-08-05T19:26:43","slug":"i-am-a-fan-of-teens-eating-tide-pods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=45623","title":{"rendered":"I am a fan of teens eating Tide Pods"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The long and the short of such a remark is that it\u2019s simply accelerating Darwinism that the stupid and weak evacuate existence faster than nature may have originally intended to.\u00a0 I\u2019m not a fan of stupid people, and unfortunately the world is quite overloaded with them anyway.\u00a0 I\u2019m also not a fan of mercilessly killing people for the sake of reducing the population of unsavory people, but when people croak on account of their own stupidity because they think it\u2019s funny or are so starved for internet attention that they resort to eating laundry detergent, then it\u2019s really out of all of our hands here.<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m long past writing out the words \u201cjust when I thought people couldn\u2019t get any dumber<\/em>\u201d because I learned a long, long time ago that no matter how low the bar may be lowered to, people will always, always<\/em> find the ways to make it sink even further.\u00a0 Frankly, teenagers deliberately staging fake tripping incidents in grocery stores while holding gallons of milk or juice seems like Mensa-caliber compared to people eating Tide Pods.\u00a0 Or when thousands of people managed to organize and gather\u2026 for a Rick & Morty<\/em> themed chicken nugget sauce that pretty much barely existed, and were ultimately owned by McDonalds when they all had to be told that they didn\u2019t have any; those buffoons seem like MIT\u2019s class of 2020 now.<\/span><\/p>\n

Frankly, I wasn\u2019t really surprised or concerned when I found out that teenagers eating Tide Pods was a thing recently.\u00a0 If I think tons of people my age and generation are idiots, it\u2019s a no-brainer that their offspring that\u2019s budding into today\u2019s teenage class are going to be just as stupid, and in this case, somehow manage to be even dumber.\u00a0 Not only is the risk of ingesting laundry detergent clearly labeled on all packaging, the thought of eating it isn\u2019t remotely appealing or worth the risk in order to get twelve people to see it on social media.<\/span><\/p>\n

But whatever, if kids want to eat Tide Pods and kill themselves in the process, go ahead and let them. If they\u2019re dumb enough to be doing so in the first place, it\u2019s kind of doing the world a favor and getting them out of the way so that the actual cream of the crop can rise and make something of this wasteland of a world that we\u2019re living in.\u00a0 I\u2019m not promoting death, but far be it for us to stand in the way of natural selection, and if kids are knowingly swallowing poison on their own volition because it\u2019s what they think will get them attention, then I should switch professions into the funeral industry, because there\u2019s tons of money to be made there for this reason and so many more.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The long and the short of such a remark is that it\u2019s simply accelerating Darwinism that the stupid and weak evacuate existence faster than nature may have originally intended to.\u00a0 I\u2019m not a fan of stupid people, and unfortunately the world is quite overloaded with them anyway.\u00a0 I\u2019m also not a fan of mercilessly killing … Continue reading I am a fan of teens eating Tide Pods<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,133,156],"class_list":["post-45623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-old-man","tag-social-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45623"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45625,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45623\/revisions\/45625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}