{"id":45845,"date":"2018-05-02T22:13:20","date_gmt":"2018-05-03T02:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=45845"},"modified":"2020-08-06T22:13:32","modified_gmt":"2020-08-07T02:13:32","slug":"kane-for-mayor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=45845","title":{"rendered":"KANE FOR MAYOR"},"content":{"rendered":"

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In short<\/a>: Glenn Jacobs, better known as WWE wrestler \u201cKane\u201d wins the Republican primary in the Knox County, Tennessee mayoral race<\/span><\/p>\n

In other words, Kane<\/em> is one step closer to becoming an actual mayor of an actual county in an actual metropolitan area in the United States.\u00a0 Not a bad achievement for a guy who makes his living fake beating people up in a fake sport.\u00a0 The only thing that stands in the way of total victory now is the Democratic candidate in the general election in November.<\/span><\/p>\n

Honestly, I didn\u2019t think Kane was going to make it this far, because despite how ironically funny and cool it would be to see a professional wrestler ascend the ranks of government and take public office, cooler heads tend to prevail in the end, and the career politicians usually end up winning<\/a> most of the time.\u00a0 But now that Kane has emerged victorious in the first critical step, I want to see nothing more than for Kane to go all the way and become MAYOR KANE, and send Knox County, Tennessee straight\u2026 to\u2026 HELLLLLLL.<\/span><\/p>\n

Lest we forget Kane\u2019s resume for becoming a mayor:<\/span><\/p>\n

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