{"id":45869,"date":"2018-05-17T22:50:03","date_gmt":"2018-05-18T02:50:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=45869"},"modified":"2020-08-06T22:50:43","modified_gmt":"2020-08-07T02:50:43","slug":"free-beef","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=45869","title":{"rendered":"FREE BEEF"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Haven\u2019t done one of these in a while<\/a>: tractor-trailer hauling live cattle overturns on Interstate 75 in Cobb County, Georgia, liberating several cows that systematically mangled the morning rush to levels worse than usual, until they were corralled and moved to onto the side of the road.\u00a0 Seven cows did not survive the wreck. 😞<\/span><\/p>\n

Now I don\u2019t really take lightly the unfortunate deaths of animals, but considering what cows are typically raised for, I think it\u2019s safe to assume that FREE BEEF has just been added to the menu of the buffet spilled across the highways of Georgia.\u00a0 And frankly considering the typically inhumane ways that animals are put out of their misery before they become food for us mostly worthless humans, dying in a car accident might not be the worst way to go for the bovines lucky enough to escape their eventual destinies.<\/span><\/p>\n

As I said, it\u2019s been a while, so I don\u2019t even know where to begin searching out my last list of food lost on Georgia roads.\u00a0 All I can really point out that with fresh beef finally entering the fray, joining chickens and hams, the only meat that has yet to represent on a highway is like some salmon, catfish or some other form of seafood.<\/span><\/p>\n

But if that day ever comes, then Georgia roads can be the Arby\u2019s of the United States highway system, since they\u2019ll have had, all the meats<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Haven\u2019t done one of these in a while: tractor-trailer hauling live cattle overturns on Interstate 75 in Cobb County, Georgia, liberating several cows that systematically mangled the morning rush to levels worse than usual, until they were corralled and moved to onto the side of the road.\u00a0 Seven cows did not survive the wreck. 😞 … Continue reading FREE BEEF<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,143,52,10,170],"class_list":["post-45869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-ohatlanta","tag-owned","tag-traffic","tag-truck-spill"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45869"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45871,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45869\/revisions\/45871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}