{"id":45891,"date":"2018-05-24T10:43:49","date_gmt":"2018-05-24T14:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=45891"},"modified":"2020-08-07T10:43:58","modified_gmt":"2020-08-07T14:43:58","slug":"kind-of-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=45891","title":{"rendered":"Kind of want"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-45892 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/chilis_boss_burger.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"297\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/chilis_boss_burger.jpg 510w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/chilis_boss_burger-300x175.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Despite the fact that I generally try to eat pretty clean the vast majority of the days of the year, every now and then I still cave into the temptation of absurdly ridiculous food monstrosities.\u00a0 Fried Oreos, racks of ribs, Aporkalypses, Chinese buffets, Golden Corral, etc.\u00a0 Sure, I certainly wouldn\u2019t mind dropping 25-30 lbs., but at the same time, I\u2019m not willing to go cold turkey on the good shit of the culinary world.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">That said, I\u2019m <a href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/money\/2018\/05\/22\/chilis-1-650-calories-half-foot-tall-boss-burger-massive-meat-monstrosity\/634059002\/\">reading about Chili\u2019s <em>The Boss<\/em> burger<\/a>, and I\u2019m just thinking to myself, \u201cthat doesn\u2019t look half bad,\u201d and \u201cI can take this.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Now I don\u2019t have a jihad against chain restaurants like most of the people in the world who think they\u2019re the anti-christ of commerce.\u00a0 They exist, but often times pale in comparison to the better food available at the various local or independently owned restaurants that exist all around Atlanta.\u00a0 But as far as chain restaurants go, I\u2019m actually quite fond of Chili\u2019s, even though I\u2019ll probably be conscious to <a href=\"http:\/\/time.com\/money\/5276047\/chilis-data-breach-2018\/\">pay with cash<\/a> the next time I ever go to one.\u00a0 I think they have some of the better quality ribs available at a chain, and I can\u2019t really recall the last time I was utterly unsatisfied by an experience there.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But with the emergence of The Boss, I can\u2019t help but feel that my next excursion to a Chili\u2019s is bound to happen sooner rather than later.\u00a0 I don\u2019t really care about the alleged 1,650 calories and lord only knows how much saturated fat in that burger, all I know is that it looks like an adversary that I can easily defeat and relegate into my digestive system, and I want to do it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The Boss \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/uproxx.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/05\/booker-t-is-coming-for-you.jpg?quality=95\">we\u2019re coming for you n<\/a>&#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Despite the fact that I generally try to eat pretty clean the vast majority of the days of the year, every now and then I still cave into the temptation of absurdly ridiculous food monstrosities.\u00a0 Fried Oreos, racks of ribs, Aporkalypses, Chinese buffets, Golden Corral, etc.\u00a0 Sure, I certainly wouldn\u2019t mind dropping 25-30 lbs., but &hellip; 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