{"id":46062,"date":"2018-08-29T10:59:56","date_gmt":"2018-08-29T14:59:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46062"},"modified":"2020-08-08T11:00:15","modified_gmt":"2020-08-08T15:00:15","slug":"of-course-only-for-china","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46062","title":{"rendered":"Of course only for China"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Look at these Oreos.\u00a0 At first glance, they look like they would be like.. pumpkin spice Oreos and green tea matcha latte Oreos, or some other flavors that white people go bonkers over.\u00a0 The point is, they would be flavors best categorized in the sweet column, because Oreos are cookies and cookies are sweet snacks.<\/span><\/p>\n

But they\u2019re not pumpkin spice or green tea matcha.\u00a0 They\u2019re not even food colored regular Oreo icing to match some seasonal variant.\u00a0 In fact, they\u2019re not even sweet flavored cream to begin with.\u00a0 They\u2019re actually hot chicken wing and wasabi flavored Oreos respectively which begs the question, who in the fuck would want to eat Oreos of such devastatingly different and not-sweet flavors?<\/span><\/p>\n

The answer is actually quite simple: China<\/a>.\u00a0 These Oreos are thankfully not available in America and only available in China.\u00a0 This is where I\u2019d say that I hope that they stay there, but we all know the gluttons and sadists of the world will all be curious and through like third-party overcharging services, people traveling abroad and other means, this shit will infiltrate all other parts of the world, and it\u2019s going to pique a lot of curiosities globally of what they might actually taste like.<\/span><\/p>\n

Frankly, I want to say that I\u2019d hope to never know what either of these would taste like, but I\u2019d be lying that I wouldn\u2019t give it a whirl if one or both of these were presented in front of me.\u00a0 I can\u2019t imagine that either of them actually tastes any good, especially the hot chicken wing flavor, but damn would I be curious to find out for myself definitively.<\/span><\/p>\n

Really, the bigger questions are why such horrid abominations must exist in the first place.\u00a0 For a country that has so many refined ideas for cuisine, they sure have some wacked out ideas of what good junk food is supposed to consist of.\u00a0 I mean come on, chicken and chocolate cookies?\u00a0 The fuck is that idea, and what kind of opium-induced hallucinogenic lunacy created that idea to come to fruition in the first place?<\/span><\/p>\n

Only in China, apparently.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Look at these Oreos.\u00a0 At first glance, they look like they would be like.. pumpkin spice Oreos and green tea matcha latte Oreos, or some other flavors that white people go bonkers over.\u00a0 The point is, they would be flavors best categorized in the sweet column, because Oreos are cookies and cookies are sweet snacks. … Continue reading Of course only for China<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,56,52,49],"class_list":["post-46062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-food","tag-owned","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46062"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46064,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46062\/revisions\/46064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}