{"id":46310,"date":"2018-11-12T12:58:59","date_gmt":"2018-11-12T16:58:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46310"},"modified":"2020-08-09T12:59:09","modified_gmt":"2020-08-09T16:59:09","slug":"pretty-sure-weve-done-this-before","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46310","title":{"rendered":"Pretty sure we\u2019ve done this before"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Add it to the list\u2026 or not?<\/a>\u00a0 Truck overturns on I-285 ramp to I-20, spilling eggs everywhere<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m fairly certain this exact scenario has happened before.\u00a0 Same location, same contents, same results.\u00a0 Without an operational site, I can\u2019t run a query to find out, but I\u2019m like 90% sure that this isn\u2019t the first time that a truck has overturned in Metro Atlanta, spilling eggs all over the place. [2020 note<\/em>: it did<\/a>]<\/span><\/p>\n

If that is genuinely the case, get your shit together, Atlanta.\u00a0 Start spilling some more unique things on the road, and not a rerun of something that happened in the past.<\/span><\/p>\n

If I\u2019m wrong, then I genuinely apologize for not glamorizing this incident as I would have done for things I definitively knew were brand new incident types, like when entire hams were tossed all over I-85 south.\u00a0 But like I said, I\u2019m pretty sure eggs have been done before.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ultimately, the bigger issue is that truck drivers feel like Atlanta highways are their own personal Gran Turismos<\/em>, and such assessments continuously bite them in the ass, based on the frequency in which trucks keep tipping over, regardless of what happens to their cargo, food or not.<\/span><\/p>\n

This specific location where I-285 and I-20 meet on the east end of the perimeter has been the place where the vast majority of these maladies have occurred, and it makes me wonder if the Georgia Department of Transportation is going to consider any sort of action to reduce all these costly and wasteful mistakes, or if the onus really does remain on all these dumbass truck drivers who keep going too fast and crashing their shit all over the place.<\/span><\/p>\n

Either way, try again trucks.\u00a0 I demand some new shit to be spilled on the roads, like a Breyers truck, or maybe some Coca-Cola trucks, for the non-drinkers to have something to drink that isn\u2019t one of the numerous times beer trucks have crashed on Atlanta roads.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Add it to the list\u2026 or not?\u00a0 Truck overturns on I-285 ramp to I-20, spilling eggs everywhere I\u2019m fairly certain this exact scenario has happened before.\u00a0 Same location, same contents, same results.\u00a0 Without an operational site, I can\u2019t run a query to find out, but I\u2019m like 90% sure that this isn\u2019t the first time … Continue reading Pretty sure we\u2019ve done this before<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,45,56,143,52,10,170],"class_list":["post-46310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-fail","tag-food","tag-ohatlanta","tag-owned","tag-traffic","tag-truck-spill"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46312,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46310\/revisions\/46312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}