{"id":46468,"date":"2019-01-21T13:26:42","date_gmt":"2019-01-21T17:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46468"},"modified":"2020-08-10T13:26:53","modified_gmt":"2020-08-10T17:26:53","slug":"happy-moloch-day-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46468","title":{"rendered":"Happy Moloch Day 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Anyone who\u2019s been reading my brog with any regularity knows what this is all about.\u00a0 Frankly, I\u2019m not particularly feeling like going through the whole spiel again about how and why MLK is pronounced \u201cMoloch\u201d in Aramaic, and how Moloch, the ancient demon god most certainly came before Martin Luther King, Jr. and therefore had the grandfather clause rights to use MLK over Martin Luther King, Jr.<\/span><\/p>\n

Really though, the whole point of this post is the fact that I\u2019m currently locked in a training session at work for a software that is basically the equivalent of using bamboo chopsticks to try to put a car together.\u00a0 Those people who are unfortunate enough to be around my person have heard diatribes and long-ass rants about my feelings about this, so I\u2019ll try to be less verbose about it in a brog post, but the bottom line is that due to the Benny Hill-cueing music-needed training session that I\u2019m in that\u2019s in a laughable state of disarray, with the leadership that\u2019s mandating all this happening, I have the time to write this.<\/span><\/p>\n

Teammates are dumbfounded and bewildered at the disorganization of this, and I\u2019ve been keeping notes of just how pathetically bad things are, with how the IT monkeys are running around without leadership, trying to keep on an agenda that doesn\u2019t exist.\u00a0 The third-party representative of this software is twiddling his thumbs doing jack shit on his phone while people on other teams are trying to figure out what comes next.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

But hey, this has helped chew up some of the time until the end of the training session, to which because of just how unorganized things have been, my boss decided to throw in the towel on the rest of the session, and now I\u2019ve written a lot less than I had anticipated.<\/span><\/p>\n

Whatever though.\u00a0 Happy Moloch Day!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Anyone who\u2019s been reading my brog with any regularity knows what this is all about.\u00a0 Frankly, I\u2019m not particularly feeling like going through the whole spiel again about how and why MLK is pronounced \u201cMoloch\u201d in Aramaic, and how Moloch, the ancient demon god most certainly came before Martin Luther King, Jr. and therefore had … Continue reading Happy Moloch Day 2019<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,101,37,49],"class_list":["post-46468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-holidays","tag-job","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46468"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46469,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46468\/revisions\/46469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}