{"id":46647,"date":"2019-08-20T16:26:47","date_gmt":"2019-08-20T20:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46647"},"modified":"2020-08-11T16:26:58","modified_gmt":"2020-08-11T20:26:58","slug":"energy-star-done-lost-their-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46647","title":{"rendered":"Energy Star done lost their mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-46648 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nest_thermostat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nest_thermostat.jpg 510w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nest_thermostat-300x159.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">When I briefly lived in an apartment, there was once a day in which it was abundantly clear that the air conditioning went out.\u00a0 When it was obvious that no cool air was coming out of the vents, I called up the main office to see if I could get someone from maintenance over to come fix it.\u00a0 However, it was a Sunday, and the office hours were drastically reduced, and I was unable to actually get with a human being on the phone, and I thought that I was going to be boned until Monday.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">I tried to stick it out, but didn\u2019t last more than 30 minutes before I began looking through drawers for the information packet that was given to us when moving in, to see if there were any alternative numbers to call, or if I could get to maintenance directly or something.\u00a0 I found an emergency number and figured it wouldn\u2019t hurt to call and get a human being on the line to see if they could point me in the right direction.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">When I got a person to pick up, I explained my situation, and they asked me to tell them what the thermostat read.\u00a0 \u201c83,\u201d I told them, and they responded with \u201cI\u2019ll be right over.\u00a0 82F is what we consider to be an emergency.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">In less than an hour, a maintenance guy showed up, turned out a freon recharge was all that was needed, and then the entire apartment began cooling down pretty quickly afterward.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">The point of this little story is that I just read <a href=\"https:\/\/www.consumerreports.org\/central-air-conditioners\/best-setting-for-central-air-conditioning\/?EXTKEY=EE982DAAC&amp;utm_source=acxiom&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=20190813_cromc_engagewkly\">this article<\/a> about what Energy Star recommended people keep their thermostats at, in order to save energy:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">78F while you\u2019re home<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">85F for when you\u2019re away<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">82F for while you\u2019re sleeping<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">All I have to say about all those numbers is, <strong>fuck. no<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">78F is what I have my thermostats set to while the wife and I are at work, and just thinking about how sweltering hot it is on days in which I forget to toggle it down remotely (they\u2019re still new, so they\u2019re still \u201cleaurning\u201d our routine) makes me feel sweaty and uncomfortable.\u00a0 Having the house be that temperature while we\u2019re actually home is basically asking me to go rotisserie cook myself.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">And to set it to 85F while we\u2019re gone?\u00a0 Absolutely not.\u00a0 I\u2019ve already been conditioned to learn that 82F is <em>an emergency<\/em>, and my house has several pets; I understand that it\u2019s good to try and save energy, but I also care about the comfort and well-being of the animals, and I don\u2019t want them to roast inside of a cheapskate house because Energy Star says an emergency level temperature is adequate enough for a house devoid of humans.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Even if I didn\u2019t have pets, there\u2019s no god damn way I\u2019d be setting my house to be 85 degrees.\u00a0 Aside from how miserable it would be by the time any human being walks in the door, I\u2019d be all paranoid of letting the thermostat go so lethargic, that I\u2019d be fucking the hardware for when I needed it to run in maximum overdrive in order to get the entire range back down 13-15 degrees in a short amount of time.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">And 82F while sleeping?\u00a0 Fuck that too. Personally, sleeping is way easier when it\u2019s on the colder side of things, because I can always get under the sheets and get warm if it\u2019s cool, but the same cannot be said if it\u2019s warm.\u00a0 A person can strip themselves naked and sprawl out over the sheets, when it\u2019s warm, there\u2019s only so much one can do to relieve themselves from it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">The bottom line is that Energy Star is out of their got damn mind with these suggested temperatures. I know it\u2019s not doing the world any good to have old freon gas-using units out there, but as much as humans may be destroying the planet, they\u2019re also coming up with newer technologies that are capable of cooling without the same amounts of pollution.\u00a0 But I guess there\u2019s no way to really sugar-coat the fact that me, along with probably millions of other people who are used to the luxuries of air conditioning, are just too accustomed to being cooled on demand, and are unwilling to give it up.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I briefly lived in an apartment, there was once a day in which it was abundantly clear that the air conditioning went out.\u00a0 When it was obvious that no cool air was coming out of the vents, I called up the main office to see if I could get someone from maintenance over to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46647\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Energy Star done lost their mind<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[121,25,96,49],"class_list":["post-46647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-homeownership","tag-technology","tag-weather","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46649,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46647\/revisions\/46649"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}