{"id":46798,"date":"2020-01-10T21:39:14","date_gmt":"2020-01-11T01:39:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46798"},"modified":"2020-08-12T21:39:22","modified_gmt":"2020-08-13T01:39:22","slug":"tonight-a-la-parka-died-in-the-ring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46798","title":{"rendered":"Tonight, a La Parka died in the ring"},"content":{"rendered":"

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(spoken in the same manner in which Rorschach says \u201ctonight, a Comedian died in New York\u201d)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I have mixed feelings about this whole situation.\u00a0 A La Parka died in the ring tonight<\/a>, but it was confirmed to not be the<\/em> La Parka that made me a La Parka fan in the first place.\u00a0 It was in fact La Parka II who dove out of the ring at an AAA show in Mexico, crashed in the guardrail, broke his neck and later died.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

No loss of life is ever not tragic, but at the same time, it wasn\u2019t necessarily the death of the guy that I was actually a fan of, which puts me in this awkward emotional state of where I hear news that \u201cLa Parka died,\u201d but there\u2019s always that explanation that it wasn\u2019t the original La Parka that I really loved.<\/span><\/p>\n

There\u2019s still that emotional surprise of seeing the words that La Parka died, but when I read the explanation that it was actually La Parka II and not the chairman of WCW, and there\u2019s this almost guilty feeling of relief that it wasn\u2019t original La Parka.<\/span><\/p>\n

I actually didn\u2019t know that there were two La Parkas out there, and this kind of goes back to this joke my friends and I had in high school of how there were always myths that there were multiple Ultimate Warriors, and that they came from a Mayan temple in Parts Unknown that whenever one warrior died, another would remove his robes and sprint out of the temple and begin his own reign as the next Ultimate Warrior.<\/span><\/p>\n

The difference is that there actually were<\/em> two La Parkas, and it was a little fascinating reading about how it came to be, primarily stemming from a disagreement between wrestler and promoter, and then the promoter realizing just how easy it is to replace a masked wrestler in the first place.<\/span><\/p>\n

Either way, I\u2019m still sad that a La Parka died at all, even if it wasn\u2019t the La Parka that would definitely warrant a longer eulogy in the brog.\u00a0 In a way, La Parka is more than just an ordinary man, proven by two different men who took the mantle and were stars simultaneously, in different parts of the world.\u00a0 And it\u2019s only a matter of time before an el Hijo de La Parka shows up and starts blending the lucha flying of La Parka II with bashing guys with chairs from the original La Parka, and sets the wrestling world on fire.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(spoken in the same manner in which Rorschach says \u201ctonight, a Comedian died in New York\u201d) I have mixed feelings about this whole situation.\u00a0 A La Parka died in the ring tonight, but it was confirmed to not be the La Parka that made me a La Parka fan in the first place.\u00a0 It was … Continue reading Tonight, a La Parka died in the ring<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[171,54,49],"class_list":["post-46798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-eulogy","tag-wrestling","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46798"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46800,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46798\/revisions\/46800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}