{"id":46856,"date":"2020-03-18T23:01:43","date_gmt":"2020-03-19T03:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46856"},"modified":"2020-08-12T23:01:56","modified_gmt":"2020-08-13T03:01:56","slug":"maximum-baltimore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46856","title":{"rendered":"Maximum Baltimore"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If there ever were something that would get me to take a break from brogging about the wonders of my newborn daughter, this story<\/a> about the mayor of Baltimore pleading with residents to stop shooting each other, so that the beds in the local hospitals could be used for aiding those with coronavirus is a good topic to distract me.<\/span><\/p>\n

The headline alone, is maximum Baltimore.<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s basically the equivalent of asking a dog to not sniff butts, or a bear to not shit in the woods.\u00a0 All the pleading in the world isn\u2019t going to make a lick of difference, but it sure is funny to see someone try.\u00a0 The residents of Baltimore can\u2019t stop shooting other people as much as fish need to be in water to survive.\u00a0 It\u2019s just the laws of nature, that cannot be defied, no matter how much pleading or imploring is done in front of television cameras.<\/span><\/p>\n

In all seriousness though, Baltimore really is kind of a sad place to me.\u00a0 Basically as long as I\u2019ve been alive, Baltimore has been a crime-ridden cesspool of a city that inexplicably gets way more credit than I can fathom why.\u00a0 If anyone were to describe a place that\u2019s riddled with endless tension and guns being fired off on a regular basis, I wouldn\u2019t be surprised to hear Baltimore, or the North-South Korean DMZ, except the DMZ has inadvertently turned into somewhat of a sanctuary for endangered species animals.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

In Baltimore, humans are the endangered species, based on how much any person\u2019s mortality rate drops just setting foot into city limits.\u00a0 Add coronavirus into the mix, and the daily survivability in Baltimore probably plummets to half of what it is throughout the rest of the world that only has to worry about coronavirus and not everyone in the city packing heat like Grand Theft Auto<\/em> on hard-mode.<\/span><\/p>\n

Anyway, I laugh about the whole situation in Baltimore but ultimately it\u2019s still sad that such is even news.\u00a0 Coronavirus really is no joke, but it\u2019s still not stopping Baltimore from remaining at peak Baltimore, and apparently spring breakers all over Florida don\u2019t seem to care about getting sick, because they\u2019ve prioritized their need to party like idiots over the general safety of themselves and their fellow persons.<\/span><\/p>\n

The world really is kind of fucked, if these are the people that are allowed to remain in existence.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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