{"id":46914,"date":"2020-05-03T13:49:07","date_gmt":"2020-05-03T17:49:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46914"},"modified":"2020-08-13T13:49:16","modified_gmt":"2020-08-13T17:49:16","slug":"new-father-brogging-007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46914","title":{"rendered":"New Father Brogging, #007"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I can\u2019t help but think that my life would be so much simpler if I were Goro from Mortal Kombat<\/em>, or at least have four arms like Goro from Mortal Kombat.<\/span><\/p>\n

So much of the time, I try to do anything at all, while carrying baby in one arm, and it turns out that I\u2019m not very competent at doing a lot of things one-handed.\u00a0 Making a cup of coffee.\u00a0 Untying a knot.\u00a0 Opening any sort of jar or bottle.<\/span><\/p>\n

Having an extra arm, much less two extra arms would probably increase my general productivity tremendously, and I can only imagine the shit I could get done if two arms were spent placating a baby full-time, while still having two others arms in which I could do absolutely anything at all with.\u00a0 And in the few instances where I can hold the baby in one arm and free up a third arm, then the world can gladly be my bitch in those few times.<\/span><\/p>\n

I think what I\u2019m really trying to say is that there\u2019s often times in which I feel pretty overwhelmed with just how much stuff I have to do on a daily basis, on top of being a brand new dad.\u00a0 Obviously, there is no set amount of attention and things I have to do with a newborn baby, but then there\u2019s usually a cavalcade of chores and tasks that have to be done on a routine and\/or daily basis on top of everything that makes me feel like I have no downtime, ever.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the weekdays, I trudge out of bed after nights of interrupted sleep due to one or two mid-night feedings, and I hop on my work laptop and do my best to do, work.\u00a0 Baby hangs out with me in the mornings, which isn\u2019t really difficult considering she usually just sleeps in the Mamaroo next to me.\u00a0 By the early afternoon, mythical wife tags in and takes over the majority of baby duty while I finish out my work day, but when my workday is over, I tag in to spell her from baby duty, but that kind of means I\u2019m going directly from my workday into baby duty, and if I\u2019m lucky, I can cumulatively have maybe an hour, possibly two hours in which I actually do stuff for myself.<\/span><\/p>\n

And in that little time, I can\u2019t really indulge in much; I don\u2019t feel like I\u2019ve got the time to binge stuff on Netflix, especially considering single episodes of the Korean shows I want to watch are all like 90 minutes each because Korea really loves longform and I can kind of see why I\u2019m so long-winded now.\u00a0 I can\u2019t really start any video games, because I generally really like to have three, uninterrupted hours to really start any game, and no matter what, whether I somehow manage to have one or two hours to myself, seldom are they contiguous and without any sorts of interruptions.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ironically, this has driven me to write more, because it\u2019s an activity that\u2019s easy to stop and start and be interrupted without worry about ruining the flow of a show or forgetting to what I was doing in a game.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

The fact of the matter is that I occasionally have days in which I feel like I don\u2019t ever get any time for myself, and it\u2019s a little deflating whenever those days occur.\u00a0 Believe me, I know that I\u2019m not in a position where my daughter isn\u2019t ever going to not be first, but I always believe there\u2019s importance in still getting some time for myself occasionally.<\/span><\/p>\n

But if I were Goro, or at least had two extra arms like Goro, I could do so much shit<\/em> at the same time as being hands-on with the baby, because she only needs two arms, and then I could accomplish so much else with the other two arms and maybe feel like I\u2019m still getting some time for myself.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I can\u2019t help but think that my life would be so much simpler if I were Goro from Mortal Kombat, or at least have four arms like Goro from Mortal Kombat. So much of the time, I try to do anything at all, while carrying baby in one arm, and it turns out that I\u2019m … Continue reading New Father Brogging, #007<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[193,29,192],"class_list":["post-46914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-dad","tag-fantasy","tag-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46914"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46916,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46914\/revisions\/46916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}