{"id":46927,"date":"2020-05-14T14:04:16","date_gmt":"2020-05-14T18:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46927"},"modified":"2020-08-13T14:04:28","modified_gmt":"2020-08-13T18:04:28","slug":"grasping-at-the-low-hanging-fruit-obvious-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46927","title":{"rendered":"Grasping at the low-hanging fruit obvious joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-46928 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nissin_products.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nissin_products.jpg 510w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nissin_products-300x176.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nbc12.com\/2020\/05\/13\/employees-test-positive-covid-chesterfield-ramen-noodle-plant\/\">A Maruchan plant in Chesterfield, Virginia reported seven employees testing positive for coronavirus<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">If they were forced to destroy all product manufactured in the presence of these infected employees, Maruchan stands to lose $7.82.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-46929\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jordanlaugh.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"207\" height=\"154\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Don\u2019t get me wrong, few things are as guilty pleasure than instant ramen and their 9 billion grams of sodium per pack, and as a proponent of limiting waste, I don\u2019t like to hear stories of so much food having to go to waste.\u00a0 But the joke is so obvious, it has to be made.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Maruchan plant in Chesterfield, Virginia reported seven employees testing positive for coronavirus. If they were forced to destroy all product manufactured in the presence of these infected employees, Maruchan stands to lose $7.82. Don\u2019t get me wrong, few things are as guilty pleasure than instant ramen and their 9 billion grams of sodium per &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46927\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Grasping at the low-hanging fruit obvious joke<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79,194,45,56,52],"class_list":["post-46927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cashmoney","tag-coronavirus","tag-fail","tag-food","tag-owned"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46927"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46927\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46930,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46927\/revisions\/46930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}