{"id":46975,"date":"2020-06-26T23:44:16","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T03:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46975"},"modified":"2020-08-13T23:44:25","modified_gmt":"2020-08-14T03:44:25","slug":"father-time-catches-all-eventually","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46975","title":{"rendered":"Father Time catches all eventually"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-46976 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jc_chunli.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"287\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jc_chunli.jpg 510w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jc_chunli-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Whereas Ken Masters is still hanging around the World Warrior tournament, <a href=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/shoryuken.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/sfv-ken-moves-03.jpg?fit=800%2C437&amp;resize=750%2C400\">wearing an UnderArmour compression shirt<\/a> to hide the fact that he\u2019s getting old and his physique is starting to sag, Chun Li has accepted the idea that after nearly 25 years, perhaps it was a good time to throw in the towel on fighting in the street and pursuing M. Bison and Shadowloo, and settling down with a real job.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Perhaps it was her side gig over the last quarter century, or maybe her accolades as a world-renown martial artist got her elevated so quickly, but instead of Kikokens and Lightning legs, <a href=\"https:\/\/finance.yahoo.com\/news\/alibaba-replaces-ceo-southeast-asian-055457486.html\">Chun Li will instead be a VP for Lazada<\/a>, a subsidiary company of some sort for Alibaba Group, the giant Amazon-like conglomerate based out of China.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Also, it turns out that Chun Li was a dude all along.\u00a0 Cue the jokes about those gigantic thighs.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whereas Ken Masters is still hanging around the World Warrior tournament, wearing an UnderArmour compression shirt to hide the fact that he\u2019s getting old and his physique is starting to sag, Chun Li has accepted the idea that after nearly 25 years, perhaps it was a good time to throw in the towel on fighting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46975\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Father Time catches all eventually<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[37,19],"class_list":["post-46975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-job","tag-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46975"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46977,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46975\/revisions\/46977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}