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The fucking handyman broke my glasses.\u00a0 Not directly, but as a result of dealing with him, my glasses ended up breaking, and I definitely blame him.\u00a0 These things cost me $300<\/a> back in 2015, and will probably cost me a good bit to replace, even with my insurance credit.<\/span><\/p>\n After he royally fucked my yard, and gave his word<\/em> that he would take care of the repairs, he ended up hanging out at my house until nearly 9 pm, hosing down the scissor lift that was caked in mud, and very likely going to cost me an extra $200 in cleaning charges, plus if there\u2019s anything wrong with it because it was drug around off-road, that\u2019s on me too.\u00a0 Periodically, I went outside to check on him, and towards the end of his night, we were discussing the next steps in this negative project, and how to get us back to even ground.<\/span><\/p>\n But because I\u2019m a responsible fucking person, I\u2019m wearing a mask; but because I\u2019m wearing a mask, and it\u2019s humid-as-balls Georgia, my glasses are fogging up, so I take them off and set them on top of mythical wife\u2019s car.<\/span><\/p>\n Long story short, I forgot to take them back inside, and the next morning, I\u2019m doing my thing around the house, and then I get the idea to take my daughter out on a stroller walk, since the weather isn\u2019t too turrible yet.\u00a0 I\u2019m looking for my glasses, and I can\u2019t find them anywhere, but eventually I just say fuck it, because I don\u2019t need my glasses to go on a walk.\u00a0 I load my baby into the stroller, and we head outside, and I\u2019m just off the driveway, when I see something on the ground.<\/span><\/p>\n Hm, that looks like a lens from my glasses.\u00a0 I pick it up, and I hold it up to one of my eyes, and it\u2019s at that very second it all comes crashing back to me, where I had left my glasses last.\u00a0 I quickly start looking around, and then I see one of the arms, and then the mangled frames, and then I see the other lens, somehow bent.<\/span><\/p>\n A true FML moment, right then and there, because everything was then as clear as if I were wearing my glasses.<\/span><\/p>\n Obviously, it is nobody\u2019s fault but my own, but after the service raping of my yard and fence, I was pretty out of mind for the rest of the day, and clearly it impacted my ability to remember simple shit, like retrieving my glasses, so when the day is truly over, it really is the fault of the fucking handyman.<\/span><\/p>\n $450 down the drain, and now a likely $300 more to get a new pair of glasses, because this is one of those rare instances where my Asian-ness kicks in, and I liked having a pair of expensive designer frames.\u00a0 Fuck this guy<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The fucking handyman broke my glasses.\u00a0 Not directly, but as a result of dealing with him, my glasses ended up breaking, and I definitely blame him.\u00a0 These things cost me $300 back in 2015, and will probably cost me a good bit to replace, even with my insurance credit. After he royally fucked my yard, … Continue reading To add insult to injury<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,79,45,121,52,105,49],"class_list":["post-47243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-cashmoney","tag-fail","tag-homeownership","tag-owned","tag-rage","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47243"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47248,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47243\/revisions\/47248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}