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SS;DY<\/a> \u2013 Braves clinch the NL East, for the third consecutive year<\/span><\/p>\n Doesn\u2019t have the same ring as winning 14 consecutive division titles, but it\u2019s still pleasant to hear that the Braves are back on top of the NL East as if it were the 90\u2019s again.<\/span><\/p>\n But ultimately, it doesn\u2019t really matter, because the Braves are basically dead in the water already.\u00a0 As I\u2019ve posted about numerous times throughout the years, and as history has proven, the Braves making the playoffs means absolutely nothing except another first round bounce.\u00a0 The Atlanta Braves are the new Buffalo Bills.\u00a0 Atlanta is now the new Cleveland, if you\u2019re the type to not acknowledge an MLS championship as an actual championship.\u00a0 Atlanta is undoubtedly the most insufferable, prone-to-choking sports town there is in the country.<\/span><\/p>\n To make matters worse, the way the playoff picture is shaping up, there\u2019s a very good chance that the team the Braves will be lined up against is the St. Louis Cardinals.\u00a0 The same St. Louis fucking Cardinals who bounced them out of the playoffs last year, the same St. Louis fucking Cardinals that bounced them in the bullshit infield fly Wild Card game in 2012, and the same St. Louis fucking Cardinals that swept them in 2000.\u00a0 Needless to say, the Braves are shit against the Cardinals in the playoffs, and if such matchup is locked in, the conclusion is already forgone.<\/span><\/p>\n If they don\u2019t get the Cardinals, then they\u2019ll probably end up getting the San Diego Padres, who in spite of their own historic ineptitude, have been playing like a season of destiny, and in spite of their wild card positioning, they actually have a better record than the Braves, but unfortunately share a division with another team of destiny, the Los Angeles Dodgers who are playing mad because they\u2019ve lost two of the last three World Series to teams who were basically cheating, and are determined to make things right this year.\u00a0 But the Padres would absolutely annihilate the Braves because if it\u2019s not the Cardinals or the Dodgers knocking them out of the playoffs, it\u2019s the lightning-in-a-bottle teams like the Padres that will 100% sweep them out of the playoffs.<\/span><\/p>\n Admittedly, I thought it would be funny if the Braves would find success in another shortened season, seeing as how they won the World Series in 1995, the last time there was a shortened year.\u00a0 But that was still over 100 games, and not 60* games.\u00a0 Plus, this was a great year to put baby luck<\/strong> to the test, since it was finally my turn to see if a team that I favored would win a championship in a year where a baby was born, but since mythical wife is a goddamn Yankees fan, she\u2019s still in contention now and more likely to cash in than Braves will since they actually have some starting pitching.<\/span><\/p>\n *if a team was lucky to not get any games cancelled on account of coronavirus AND remain mathematically viable to playoff contention<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n The point is, just because the Braves clinched the division, there is absolutely no reason at all to be excited about the playoffs.\u00a0 There is too much history, too many complexes, and most importantly the fact that the Braves have NO STARTING PITCHING, to believe that there\u2019s any chance for success, and that a conclusion that isn\u2019t a catastrophic failure isn\u2019t a guaranteed result.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Although it will be impossible for me to not pay attention to the Braves in the playoffs, or be annoyed when they inevitably get bounced in the first round, the one thing that I won\u2019t be when all of this comes to fruition is, surprised.\u00a0 And that, is nothing to get excited about.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" SS;DY \u2013 Braves clinch the NL East, for the third consecutive year Doesn\u2019t have the same ring as winning 14 consecutive division titles, but it\u2019s still pleasant to hear that the Braves are back on top of the NL East as if it were the 90\u2019s again. 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