{"id":47416,"date":"2020-11-20T11:28:39","date_gmt":"2020-11-20T16:28:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47416"},"modified":"2021-01-25T22:26:20","modified_gmt":"2021-01-26T03:26:20","slug":"new-father-brogging-027","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47416","title":{"rendered":"New Father Brogging, #027"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I was at a Target the other day, and while we\u2019re checking out, I hear this little girl at the in-store Starbucks, ordering a caramel macchiato.\u00a0 Now I think Starbucks\u2019 caramel macchiatos are definitely tasty, but the thing is that this girl was like, ten years old.\u00a0 And a Starbucks caramel macchiato probably has ten times the sugar and caffeine that a grown-ass adult ever needs in one sitting much less for a ten-year old twig of a girl.<\/span><\/p>\n

Basically what I saw was a future Karen in the making, with a child already having developed a penchant for froufrou Starbucks coffee drinks, and for her own sake, it was good that the espresso machine was down, but I\u2019m surprised that she or her completely disinterested looking dad didn\u2019t demand to speak with a manager, and she walked away saying she was good instead.<\/span><\/p>\n

One of my dreams now is to one day sit with my daughter in a coffee shop and have some coffee together.\u00a0 However, seeing as how I would prefer for her to not start drinking coffee until she is like 17, that\u2019s going to be a ways from now, but I\u2019m willing to wait it out as long as I don\u2019t risk stunting the growth of my daughter and\/or make her a slave to caffeine as much as her dear old dad is.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was at a Target the other day, and while we\u2019re checking out, I hear this little girl at the in-store Starbucks, ordering a caramel macchiato.\u00a0 Now I think Starbucks\u2019 caramel macchiatos are definitely tasty, but the thing is that this girl was like, ten years old.\u00a0 And a Starbucks caramel macchiato probably has ten … Continue reading New Father Brogging, #027<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43,193,34,192,83,190],"class_list":["post-47416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-coffee","tag-dad","tag-dreams","tag-kids","tag-observations","tag-white-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47416"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47656,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47416\/revisions\/47656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}