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Plot<\/a>: family jonesing for some small business ice cream is sad to discover shop is still closed, inspires small business to pivot business model to a delivery system.\u00a0 Small business owners allegedly uses solely Adobe products to rebrand and expedite their customer-facing identity<\/span><\/p>\n Yes, I have dusted off this old series from the days prior to the brog going down for several years, as there will never be an end to commercials that are capable of triggering my ire and unleashing the snark.\u00a0 It\u2019s not that I ever abandoned this series as much as a combination of brog downtime, the improved avoidance of commercials by virtue of streaming television, plus the baby I now am responsible over which further takes me away from television watching, that has collectively reduced my exposure to commercials outright, but it\u2019s always been a thing I\u2019ve enjoyed blabbing about, because most everyone can agree that commercials suck, and I can typically keep these posts shorter and sweeter than a lot of the other drivel I tend to go on about.<\/span><\/p>\n The funny thing is that in spite of all the reasons why I don\u2019t get exposed to many commercials, on Thanksgiving, my father-in-law turned on the actual television to watch some football, and at the time the only game on was Redskins<\/span> Washington Football Team vs. Cowboys, and it took all of five minutes for the game to go into a commercial break and expose me to a commercial that immediately caught my attention as something needing to be blistered on the brog.<\/span><\/p>\n Make no mistake, I am all about supporting small business and ice cream, and the general narrative of the commercial itself is sweet and pleasant.\u00a0 It\u2019s just the fact that it\u2019s a commercial for Adobe that I find both objectionable and unbelievable that inspires me to write about how much bullshit it turns the entire commercial subsequently.<\/span><\/p>\n There\u2019s no fucking way a business can rebrand and change all of their UX\/UI through Acrobat and Sign.\u00a0 Why they advertise it as such is completely beyond me, and in order for this much action to occur, undoubtedly the entire Creative Suite would be necessary to utilize.<\/span><\/p>\n But most importantly, what the commercial fails to convey is the sheer unreliability and instability of Adobe products these days, and sure they can eke out a 60 second spot to look all happy and cheerful, but off-camera there\u2019s probably numerous hours lost to Adobe software crashing over and over again in the process of altering the brand of Mila\u2019s ice cream shop, and scenes where Mila herself is ready to throw her computer(s) onto the ground when the constant software crashing has her questioning why she\u2019s even trying to pivot her business in the first place.\u00a0 Feeling resentment at the little girl who taped a picture to her door and making her feel sad in the first place.\u00a0 Cursing the monopoly Adobe has on the entire graphic design industry, justifying their position to release subpar software at egregious prices.<\/span><\/p>\n Furthermore, without question, after the camera stops rolling, the drone stops responding and crashes back down to earth, and when Mila\u2019s truck turns around to investigate, it too stops responding, and crashes into someone\u2019s house, because that\u2019s what Adobe products do: stop responding and then crashes.<\/span><\/p>\n This commercial is false advertising.\u00a0 Happy Thanksgiving!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Plot: family jonesing for some small business ice cream is sad to discover shop is still closed, inspires small business to pivot business model to a delivery system.\u00a0 Small business owners allegedly uses solely Adobe products to rebrand and expedite their customer-facing identity Yes, I have dusted off this old series from the days prior … Continue reading Man, What A Stupid Commercial 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