{"id":47513,"date":"2020-12-15T21:02:10","date_gmt":"2020-12-16T02:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47513"},"modified":"2020-12-15T21:02:10","modified_gmt":"2020-12-16T02:02:10","slug":"advent-beer-15-altbairisch-hell-by-burgerliches-brauhaus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47513","title":{"rendered":"Advent Beer #15: Altbairisch Hell by B\u00fcrgerliches Brauhaus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignleft wp-image-47514\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_2828.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_2828.jpg 722w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_2828-181x300.jpg 181w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_2828-616x1024.jpg 616w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/>Does \u201chell\u201d mean something in Deutsch than it does in English?\u00a0 Because this is literally the third \u201chell\u201d bier that I\u2019ve come across over the last 15 days, and I can\u2019t imagine that there\u2019s such a fascination with the unholy underworld that there\u2019d be this many beers named after it in the first place.\u00a0 A cursory Google translate shows that the word \u201ch\u00e9ll\u201d in Deutsch means \u201cbright,\u201d and I\u2019m wondering if all these hell beers are referring to the fact that they\u2019ve all been fairly light in color, and not that these are biers suited for the dark afterlives in actual, fire and brimstone, devil with a pitchfork, hell-hell, despite the fact that all of them seemed to have been missing the accent mark over the E.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Anyway, as for this hell, by some brewery that I\u2019m renaming Burgerlick Brewhouse, wasn\u2019t a bad brew, but at the same time, it wasn\u2019t anything particularly memorable.\u00a0 It tasted fine, but doesn\u2019t stand out, but more importantly, it doesn\u2019t have any poor negative after tastes or flavor notes that make it fall further in my rankings.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">It seems very fitting that a bier such as this one fell on a Tuesday, because whether it was deliberate or not, it tasted just like a beer on a Tuesday should taste; necessary but forgettable, not great, but at least it\u2019s not a Monday.\u00a0 Now I know that\u2019s about as shitty of a description as they get, but it\u2019s really to say that it\u2019s not great, but it really could be worse.\u00a0 Ranking it #10 out of 15 days is indicative of that attitude, but under the right perspective, one could say it\u2019s on top . . . of the bottom third of the rankings.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s an easy beer to drink, and much like the other hell biers I\u2019ve tried, they\u2019re of a lighter body, and at least the case of Burgerlick, I could easily settle down with Altbairsch hell, and drink 2-3 of them to get a nice buzz, but while doing so, wishing that I had something slightly more exciting.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Current Rankings:<\/span><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">First Coral (#2)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Kirta (#5)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Turbo Prop (#6)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Schwarze Tinte (#13)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Perlenzauber (#9)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Loncium Vienna Style Lager (#12)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Jubil\u00e4umsbier 333 (#7)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Zw\u00f6nitzer Steinbier (#4)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Grandl (#11)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Altbairisch Hell (#15)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Hell (#1)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Tannen Hell (#8)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Tradition (#10)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Hallertauer Hopfen-Cuvee (#14)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">K\u00e4uzle (#3)<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does \u201chell\u201d mean something in Deutsch than it does in English?\u00a0 Because this is literally the third \u201chell\u201d bier that I\u2019ve come across over the last 15 days, and I can\u2019t imagine that there\u2019s such a fascination with the unholy underworld that there\u2019d be this many beers named after it in the first place.\u00a0 A &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47513\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Advent Beer #15: Altbairisch Hell by B\u00fcrgerliches Brauhaus<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[97,100,101],"class_list":["post-47513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-booze","tag-comparison","tag-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47513"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47515,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47513\/revisions\/47515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}