{"id":47551,"date":"2020-12-21T11:09:44","date_gmt":"2020-12-21T16:09:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47551"},"modified":"2020-12-23T22:10:00","modified_gmt":"2020-12-24T03:10:00","slug":"they-just-want-to-axe-the-mailman-some-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47551","title":{"rendered":"They just want to axe the mailman some questions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-47552 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/axedog.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/axedog.jpg 510w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/axedog-300x144.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I don\u2019t have a lot to say about this as much as I just wanted to relay this story about how there was some mailman out in Kentucky who came across some dogs, one of which was holding an axe, and how metal it must\u2019ve been to have <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wistv.com\/2020\/12\/18\/kentucky-mail-carrier-encounters-ax-wielding-dog-his-route\/\">seen a dog carrying around, a fucking axe<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I love how the dog is just looking at the, presumably the mailman who snapped this picture, because nothing would inspire intimidation than a dog that looks like a German Shepard which are already intimidating breeds, but also carrying an axe.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s almost like a <em>Final Fantasy<\/em> random encounter where the devs take ordinary creatures like bears or bulls, but then arbitrarily slap on armor or weapons as if creatures like those weren\u2019t already powerhouses to begin with.\u00a0 A German Shepard with an axe is like giving a weapon to a champion martial artist.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Anyway, the picture says everything, and is entertaining all the same.\u00a0 I should train my big dog to carry around a hatchet or a katana around as her favorite toy, so she can wander around outside with a weapon and potentially scare off would-be property casers.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t have a lot to say about this as much as I just wanted to relay this story about how there was some mailman out in Kentucky who came across some dogs, one of which was holding an axe, and how metal it must\u2019ve been to have seen a dog carrying around, a fucking &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47551\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">They just want to axe the mailman some questions<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[83,52],"class_list":["post-47551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-observations","tag-owned"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47553,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47551\/revisions\/47553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}