{"id":47731,"date":"2021-03-14T22:42:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-15T03:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47731"},"modified":"2021-03-15T22:42:10","modified_gmt":"2021-03-16T03:42:10","slug":"new-father-brogging-037","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47731","title":{"rendered":"New Father Brogging, #037"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-47732 \" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1106.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1106.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1106-300x160.jpg 300w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1106-768x409.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Honestly?\u00a0 Maybe it\u2019s because I\u2019m months past the period of infancy where babies do not sleep throughout the night and I\u2019ve long forgotten the rigors of sleepless nights and daytime fatigue.\u00a0 Or maybe my daughter has been particularly amenable as far as babies go. \u00a0But if you were to ask me how difficult raising a baby for the first time has been, and I think I would say that it wasn\u2019t nearly as hard as people made it out to be.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Sure, early on there\u2019s the endless amounts of fear and anxiety at the start as new parents, we don\u2019t know what the heck we\u2019re doing.\u00a0 And then there\u2019s sleep regressions quarterly that make me want to jump out windows.\u00a0 And then there\u2019s teething, and the introduction of solid foods, and then more teething that make running with razor blades seem like a mercy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">But once routines are established, reinforced and set in, things actually operate fairly smoothly.\u00a0 The days become somewhat predictable, and once you know when you might actually have time to manage, things become somewhat more manageable.\u00a0 So either I\u2019ve been cruising on a nice little routine for a while, or I simply was not prepared for the difficulty jump that comes with the start of being able to say \u201cyears\u201d in age, instead of just months.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Needless to say, the photo above has been a frequent view of mine throughout the last weeks since my daughter turned one year old.\u00a0 It was almost perfect at the rate in which she hit 12 months and it just kind of clicked for her to go from awkward army crawling, to not just full-fledged crawling so much as she often uses her little left leg to thrust her further and faster, and covers ground at an impressive pace.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">When I saw that there was a class of Huggies diapers called <em>Little Movers<\/em>, I just had this feeling that my child was destined to become one of <em>those<\/em> kids.\u00a0 And at one point, mythical wife and I had a little concern that she might be falling behind in mobility, and prepared for more time of constantly disclaiming <em>adjusted<\/em> age since she was premature.\u00a0 But then came army crawling, and like lightning striking she\u2019s not just crawling at a rapid pace now, she\u2019s been experimenting with getting up onto her legs and standing without assistance periodically now.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><!--more--><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">And with the rapid increase of mobility, so has the difficulty of parenting begun to ramp up in correlation.\u00a0 I feel like I was learning how to play <em>Street Fighter II<\/em> all over again, where I\u2019d set the difficulty to 0, because I couldn\u2019t figure out how to do a Dragon Punch, but once it clicked, I was setting it back to the default 3 difficulty, where I was rudely awakened by the drastic jump in difficulty.\u00a0 But then I got good at being able to handle those difficulties, and eventually began ramping myself up the slider until I was always at 7.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019m not close to 7 yet, but I\u2019m definitely at that place where the difficulty just shot up on me pretty quickly, and I\u2019m in a place of adjustment and observation, trying to learn the patterns and tendencies of my opponent (my own child), until I can manage it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">After a weekend of chasing her around, as we\u2019ve opened up doors and let her expand her horizons throughout the rest of the house, my body is achy, my back is tighter, and my quads and hamstrings are tender, from all the squatting and sitting on the floor spontaneously I have to do in order to wrangle a now-toddler.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">As much of a habitual lull I\u2019ve let myself get into, while thinking raising a kid was getting easier, I\u2019ve been slapped back into the reality that things can only become harder and more physically demanding, as I\u2019m learning that my child is getting more physical with her surroundings.\u00a0 Make no mistake, I get a tremendous amount of enjoyment and satisfaction watching her speed around the house, but man is it tiring chasing her around.\u00a0 Reason #769 why having atrophied for literally over a year now with no gym, has sucked, and when they\u2019re available to me again one day, who knows how far from scratch I\u2019m going to have to start in order to gain back, as well as overcome the physical degradation from chasing around a toddler.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honestly?\u00a0 Maybe it\u2019s because I\u2019m months past the period of infancy where babies do not sleep throughout the night and I\u2019ve long forgotten the rigors of sleepless nights and daytime fatigue.\u00a0 Or maybe my daughter has been particularly amenable as far as babies go. \u00a0But if you were to ask me how difficult raising a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47731\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">New Father Brogging, 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