{"id":48011,"date":"2021-07-09T11:25:26","date_gmt":"2021-07-09T16:25:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48011"},"modified":"2021-07-12T11:25:35","modified_gmt":"2021-07-12T16:25:35","slug":"presented-without-context","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48011","title":{"rendered":"Presented without context"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I am not above watching pirated content.\u00a0 We\u2019re still in a pandemic, no matter how many white people are running around without masks these days, so I am not about to start going to theaters willy-nilly to watch movies, even if it is another Fast & Furious<\/em> installment.\u00a0 Not to mention that I got a toddler with a second baby on the way within literal days at this point, so I don\u2019t have the time or the disposable income to make some special occasion to go watch movies, so yes I am not above watching pirated content.<\/span><\/p>\n

Anyway, this screen grab from F9<\/em> basically says everything that there is to say about where we are with the FF franchise.\u00a0 The Chinese subtitles on it just adds to how hilarious everything is frankly, and justify why I\u2019m glad that I didn\u2019t actually spend any money to watch this.<\/span><\/p>\n

As much as I love the series, both legitimately and ironically, F9 was pretty bad.\u00a0 In both actually bad, as well as so bad, some parts were kind of okay, but I\u2019m glad that I didn\u2019t spend any money to see it, otherwise, that would\u2019ve undoubtedly tipped the scales to being just plain bad.<\/span><\/p>\n

It is and it isn\u2019t, hard to believe that the series started out with a loosely organized crime racket, of hijacking semi-trucks for DVD players to re-sell on the black market, to where now we\u2019ve got black guys in space in a homemade rocket ship made out of a Pontiac Fiero, but in spite of the stark difference, the giant NOS can is still intact.<\/span><\/p>\n

I knew the second I saw this scene, that I had to screen cap it.\u00a0 It\u2019s almost like, social media banner worthy, if not for the fact that my current ones with my daughter(s) are neigh unmovable.<\/span><\/p>\n

As bad as this film was, there were plenty of parts where I was basically doubled over in laughter at the absurdity of things. \u00a0And I feel like I might have missed something in the post-credits or something, because of all the family memes that have arose from this, I haven\u2019t really been able to piece together the origins of it.<\/span><\/p>\n

Anyway, because I don\u2019t want to spend too many words or minutes glossing over a pretty weak edition to the FF franchise, I have to say the loss of Paul Walker is still felt to this very point, and it\u2019s like the crew hasn\u2019t figured out how to keep going effectively without him. \u00a0I get why they don\u2019t want to re-cast the role, but in the inevitable 10th<\/sup> edition to the series, it\u2019s going to be hard to try and cover another motion picture without the guy and expect viewers to assume he\u2019s just babysitting and being late for family dinner yet again.<\/span><\/p>\n

F9 clearly pulled punches and held something back, because they\u2019re clearly still trying to figure out how to move on from Brian O\u2019Connor, as well as keep some shit in the bag for the inevitable FFX, which is kind of great that they can be referred to like Final Fantasy <\/em>games, because much like those, everything after 6 kind of went downhill anyway.<\/span><\/p>\n

Doesn\u2019t mean I won\u2019t invest the time to see it when it comes out in the future though.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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